Traveling to Japan. Any advice would be much appreciated!
 

Hey folks, I'll be traveling to Japan (on business) in August. Not sure how long I'll stay there. Could be a week or maybe a month.

I'm kinda feeling overwhelmed cause I dont know any Japanese.

I'll be staying in Tokyo.

Is it true that most Japanese women find white American guys attractive? Just curious cause I'm single and would like some female company if ya know what I mean (wink wink)

If anyone has been to Japan I would greatly appreciate some advice. Thanks!

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Find out if American women only suck in America or abroad as well. Report back, stat.

Wear a rubber

Do it gangnam style

lol will do but will they even sell my size? From the Japanese porns Ive seen the japanese guys have very tiny dicks. I'm hoping they sell magnums there.

You won't want to come back.

Japanese women are awesome.

They love rock and roll and they love baseball.

Wear some baseball gear.

There are bars in Tokyo where Japanese women go to meet American men. That would probably be a good place for you to hang out. I don't remember any of them, but if you Google you should be able to find them. Otherwise Roppongi is a fun area to hang out. But don't expect to find girls falling all over you around every corner like Southeast Asia.

Depending on how many other foreigners are around, there will be a lot of people, men and women, who will want talk to practice their English. So you have an easy conversation starter at least.

They used to have vending machines where you could buy used women's panties, but I think those make gone.

You could also go to a hostess bar, but expect to drop over a grand and no guarantee of getting anything other than some leg.

Look for KTV (Korean girls in private karaoke booths). I don't know if the have those in Tokyo, but if they do they're basically prostitutes. Korean women are hotter than Japanese anyway.

There are also places you can go where women will strip you down your underwear and tie you up, if you're into that.

And finally some bars have phonebooks where you can literally call up high school girls and try to start up a relationship with them. But basically you need to be their sugar daddy and buy them fancy accessories.

Note: all this is based on over 15 years ago, so things may have changed.

LMAO at the legitimate responses.

get lost in the forest of love

stay away from the eyeball lickers!!!

Eyeball-licking: the fetish that is making Japanese teenagers sick
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandsty...teenagers-sick

Watch out for Godzilla. And radiation.

In some neighborhoods, you can swim to wherever you are going

Tell them you love Trey Hillman.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_zGszhe81Qc...ey+hillman.jpg

Learn how to say "Konichiwa".

Ask them for a "Kancho."

BTW: this guy thinks with his dick more than any other bozo on the CP....

Bring a sh*tload of money !

Always ask for "flied lice" and don't be surprised when they put it in your hair.

Tell Japanese women your nickname is "Pokémon", and then be sure to offer them a complete demonstration of how you got that nickname.

thanks for all the advice!

I'll keep all that in mind. I'm hoping to bang as many asian women as possible but to also take in the culture and see the sights.

Tell them Japanese women much betta

Don't come back.

Wear lots of Hello Kitty clothing and accessories.

If for any reason you are confronted by the police, tell them you know Rain Man so it's ok.

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Mr. Powers will show you the way. Act just like this.

Don't go to the club called "Bukkake"

I recommend that you spend a great deal of time in Fukushima-- like ALL your time in Japan. Just stay there. Permanently. With a name like that, how can you go wrong? Besides, the women there are really hot.

Take your SCUBA gear. I heard it fell into the ocean.

Tell them your name is Dong Chim, and that you're from Korea.

Seppuku..

Commit it.

すべての兆候は、日本にあるので、私はここでそれは都市の周りにあなたの方法を見つけるのは難しいです

Eat shabu shabu and go to a sushi restaurant where you can't read the menu. Those were my favorite meals in Tokyo.
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Dress like a celebrity and you'll be treated like one. Seriously. People will request photos with you.

Just keep your cellphone handy & record video when you're abused. We will be in the process of setting up a site when you get back to donate to.

I've stayed at the Cerulean Tower in Shibuya and the Park Hyatt in Shinjuku. Tokyo is very easy for foreigners however you'll surprised by how many people don't speak English. All stores and restaurants typically have one person who does.

There are pockets of Westerners who hang out if you end up staying a while. Most tend to be in Roppongi but it's not my favorite ward. I prefer Aoyama and Daikanyama (they are a bit edgier).

Tokyo is a lot of fun. I need to go back soon.

Somewhere in my photo album I have a picture of myself with an Indian couple in rural India. I think I was the first white person they'd ever seen in real life, so they wanted a picture together. Or maybe they just liked my Deron Cherry Chiefs jersey.

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If they've never seen a white man, hire did they know what a camera was?

You're White?

Roppongi. Go there.

Been to Tokyo 3 times.

Love it.

Asian chicks are actually HARD to bag. So you might want to plan on just renting one.

Avoid martial art confrontations.

Bring a lot of money, it's very expensive.

Get a pass for the rail system for easy travel and avoid going to tourist traps for foreigners. A lot of them are ran by thugs and they'll drug and gank you for all your $$$.

Well if course. He's not "Rain Forest Man"

Yeah I figured it'd be really expensive. Gonna have to be saving up some money on the side all summer. So far I have a bunch saved up but just to be on the safe side I'll save up some more.

he's going to japan not korea lol

Yea I agree. I wouldn't count on a quick lay in Japan. It really isn't their culture to pick up girls on the street or in bars.

Most of the time when you go to a bar a waitress seats your party at a table and you order drinks from a server. There really isn't a "bar scene" where people are walking around talking to strangers. Even at traditional long wooden "bars" you're sat at seats and don't really move around.

Get some of the real KOBE BEEF.

dont worry about rubbers, just dump loads inside them, then you never have to see them again.

Ugh, there are tons of bars where people interact exactly the way do here, but fewer people speak English than any other country Ive been to, and Ive been to a lot. So the language barrier is Tough.
Even then I made out with girls, at two different bars and absolutely could not seal the deal.
I dont think Ive Ever made out with a girl in a bar in the States and not finished the job later.
I made a thread on one of my trips. Has the pics of the girls and the bars.
Here it is:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=182906

Wow. I forgot how many great pics were in that thread.

Just watch out for the Japanese Feminists. They're the worst.

I'm told if you make numba one boom boom all night rong that all will be well.

I will say this...if you feel like groping a schoolgirl on the tram then go ahead and do it. No one will stop you and thats sad.

What the ****?
You are wrong and you are ****ing stupid.

From the documentaries I've seen, I think the typical woman there likes it when the men gather in a circle and ejaculate on her face.

Don't forget to declare you zip ties and nylon rope. Aphex-eator

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"documentaries"

how do you know that?

that is amazing

If you can't make it there- you can't make it anywhere

So you observe the men's size do you? :thailor:



:eek:

Are you older than fourteen?

Take SAUTO with you. He knows where all the opium dens and sake houses are.

真剣に？これを行う百ツールがあります。 または私は何かが足りないのですか

I lived there for just over a year. Eats lots of sushi and enjoy the hibachi joints. People are friendly. The chucks dug Anerucan guys. You'll have fun

LMAO you need to calm down. And I'm not wrong. I assume you say this because you've been in every city in Japan since its industrialization and can say 100% w/o a shadow of a doubt what I said never happened. I'll wait for your answer....no you are devoid of intelligence, not me. There's nothing new under the sun and that certainly has happened more than once. Also since most everyone was making fun of Japan I thought most would assume I was as well...except one person. You. That speaks to the thought that you may have anger issues. You should seek help.

"and thats sad" kind of removes the joking tone.
The post was ignorant, and insinuated that the Japanese were cool with pedos.
I called it what it was. Stupid.
Oh yeah, and Luke Joekel.

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Japanese women are the most beautiful women in the world. Stop degrading and objectifying them. Wouldn't be surprised to see the idiots on this board posting in a thread dedicated to hot Asian women. Sickening... Grow up fellas.

Hot Korean women

Hot Japanese women

I rest my case.

They cracked down on that back in the 90s during the Nagano Olympics. No one does it anymore.

I lived in Korea for 3 years. Japan for 2. Glad you know how to use Google. But hey, to each his own.

:LOL:

Is there supposed to be a noticeable difference in hotness between those two search results? I'm not seeing it. All hot.

Make a shirt with this on it

貸し付けは、今夜はかなりの女性のセックスを持っている

Is this a joke?

Again anger management. Don't worry about what I'm doing. Worry about what you're doing and the weight of your actions come judgement time. I have nothing more to say on the matter.

FYP

Bring a Geiger Counter... And go visit Fukushima... should be safe.

says the guy with an asian girl in his avatar:LOL:

And who cares if we're objectifying asian women? There's nothing illegal or wrong about that. Guys objectify women ALL THE TIME. its what we do

Stop being a pussy.

You are so cute. Japan will go well for you.


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(Newchief can edify you.)

Be careful over there...they might still be pissed about the Nagasaki thing.