Hamas Bat-Signal
 

It's time. The decrepit state of the franchise demands your wit and vitriol.

You've held true to your word, and now it's appropriate to come back and unleash fury and vengeance on the fraud that this Scott mother****ing Pioli.

This x 1000. Hamas, the times dictate a need for a man of your ambitions.

Yes.

LMAO


Outstanding... and I couldn't agree more with the entire post!

Just thought about Hamas today. Deez has always been my Doppelganger. Even if he is smarter than me.

Such as poop scooping.

:D

Only if he wears a sign that says. "Vernon mother****ing Gholston" around his neck. Otherwise he can pound sand

I guess I missed it. Why is Hamas not here?

LMAO.

You're my boy, dude. What triggered this is that I found myself typing an Hamasism in another thread--"throwing 97 with movement"--to Saccofshit, of all offensive linemen from Utah...

Gonna ring up the Hamas-Bell!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...ad/2wnwdhv.gif

I think he lost a bet or something. Held true to his word.

My main thing about hamas is that he sounded like a broken record about the teams sucking, the thing is this team IS like a broken record of the same suck over and over.

Technically, it was a statement - not a bet. He volunteered the conditions on his own, and no one "accepted" them.

Can we get Mecca too?

More than we can say for some here....

Oh, just shut the **** up.

It won't happen. He'll complete his year. He has too much pride.

Which makes it all the more impressive that he kept his word.

The banner. The bench Cassel, Fire Pioli banner, all of it, made me think of him. He's missed right now. I don't argue or talk much about it anymore. I've rehashed those arguments here. But in the beginning? I remember. I know you do too.

Well, at least one thing is good, the Angry Dane is back. Now just need Mr. Hamas to get back here and this place will be mixed with gasoline and fire...

Why?

His Sig Pics.

Yep. Great illustration of how this place can correct itself and offer tremendous value. Good dude.

Meh

I always thought that this was Hamas' way of nobly stepping away from the Planet to tend to his family without drawing too much drama.

I am the forgotten drafturbater. I made my case and moved on. I just didn't have the energy you guys have had. Wish we were wrong...We wished in one hand and shit in the other...

Yeah, that was my take. It started here:

And ended here:

The times demand Hamas.

**** yeah. Mother**** you, Scott Pioli.

Knowing this place and annoying piss ants that would call him a welcher and follow him around, its probably better for him to stay low until 2013.

Ive tried getting him. Check the visitor messages

We've received a letter from 'Hamas' this morning. 'Please inform the citizens of Chiefsplanet that Kansas City has earned a rest from shitty QBs. But if the forces of evil should rise again, to cast a shadow on the heart of the city, call me.'

Question. How do we call him?

HE GAVE US A SIGNAL!

http://i.imgur.com/USNLa.jpg

Sounds like he is a better man than Mike Stinkey from the scout KU and Royals board.

Clay comes through.

'Hamas' is our true Dark Knight.

I've felt like the stand-in all offseason. Just an impostor.

Tried to do my best but I'm not the real Batman.

Sure was fun being 'Hamas' lite, though!

Not the hero we deserve, but the one we need.

Come on, you know he's been on here on a mult the whole time!

I hope the girls are happy and healthy!!!

We probably won't get to hear from him until January

Mr. Floptnuts, Forgotten Drafturbater.

:thumb:

I wish Hootie were here now. That mother****er would gain about 1,000 pounds for as much crow he'd be eating.

:D

"AfCasselstan"


LMAO

I miss a lot of his takes. But I don't miss all the negative attacks and name calling stuff. It just got to where he was doing that a lot.
I hope he has found a lot more happiness being with his family and it will be reflected when he comes back.

Hamas needs to be here, and now. Since the 2012 season is technically over, can we say that it's now 2013?

Spot on.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...t=afcasselstan

AfCasselstan



Scott Pioli seems to think that drafting late round QBs is a winning proposition because it worked once for him with Tom Brady and because Matt Cassel put up good fantasy stats in 2008 when surrounded by the best skill position talent in the NFL.

We have hitched ourselves to Matt Cassel. We have invested nearly countless resources (Weis, Chambers, Asamoah, McCluster, Moeaki, Jones, Lilja, Wiegmann) this offseason just for the sole purpose of helping him out, not to mention a second round draft pick and 63 million dollars.

It will not work.


Matt Cassel is our Afghanistan and our stubborn inability to realize the futility of the situation will only further entrench ourselves as doormats of the NFL.

Hard to argue with that.

LMAO Not really.

How so?

Jim Gordon: Hamas has to come back.
Hamas: What if he doesn't exist any more?
Jim Gordon: He must... He must..
http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/522/60872589.jpg

And out of curiosity, could someone photoshop a Pioli Bane?

Change the banner to MOTHER**** YOU SCOTT PIOLI?

FREAKING AWESOME

We need all four horsemen


Unite Us...

T.eam O.ffice?

http://www.slapupsidethehead.com/wp-.../gay-waves.jpg

BatHamas will return from the lazarus pit and confront Pioli on the steps of Arrowhead as Chiefs fans fight Patriots fans in a mass battle.

Pioli and BatHamas will have an epic fistfight, with BatHamas finally punching Pioli's Patriot Way mask off.

At the last second, BatHamas is stabbed in the stomach by Romeo Crennel. As Pioli is about to ban a weakened BatHamas from Arrowhead forever, the door kicks open and Pioli is blown away by a blast from Kent Babb, riding the DrafturbatorPod.

BatHamas, Kent Babb and Clark Hunt confer on how to defuse the Atomic Cassel Bomb threatening Kansas City. The timer is counting down.

BatHamas attaches the Atomic Cassel Bomb to his Drafturbator Wing and carries it out to sea, where it explodes in a blinding flash of light, killing BatHamas but saving Kansas City.

The city mourns and erects a statue of BatHamas. I cry openly at BatHamas' grave.

Later I go on vacation and spot BatHamas lunching with Kent Babb. He smiles and nods. Heroic music plays and we cut to credits.

He's the hero Kansas City deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

Fitting that the Cassel era would end with another bomb hitting off target.

LMAO

Yes please. I need more posts on ignore. Been reading too much lately.

BlackBob???????????????

Cut the blue wire!!

That year should be coming to an end soon.

I look forward to his return. He would be an asset in these dark times.

Hamas has it made.


Why would he want to come back here? He has already stated, re-stated, and over-stated what precious few of us knew and what most are finally realizing.


Why bitch just to bitch? He is free, so let the man be free.

'Hamas' saves Chiefsplanet:

http://i.imgur.com/v6N0R.gif

ha run batman

Does that make Todd Haley.....the Joker?

Todd Haley is one of the other clowns that helps rob the bank but is shot by the joker after the robbery.

Bump- we will not forget.

Relevant bump.

Get the hell in here, 'Hamas'. The rest of your sentence has been commuted. Nobody is going to say word one to you about being a welcher. Well, maybe Reerun, but nobody gives a shit what he says, anyway.

We need you not only to light up Pioli and the horseshit at Arrowhead, but to unleash holy hell on Pinkel and his minions at Mizzou.

'Hamas' assured me he will address us, via The Mouth of HamaSauron if Pioli is fired before his sentence is up.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi..._of_Sauron.jpg

Well there is 44 days left since until his year is up.
Will Pioli get fired before Hamas comes back?

Give up on Hamas, he obviously has more pressing concerns than arguing with the planet right now, iirc.

We'll have to make do with Wendler...

FML

We're all ****ed. ****ed I say.