Am I going to die?
Ever since Sunday night I've had on again off again fever and runny nose and sore throat and coughing. Do I have Ebola? Am I going to die?
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Do you have anything of value that I can have?
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Yes, we all are
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Did you use one of the Jacksonville Jaguars towels? If so you probably do have Ebola.
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I bet you didn't send those chain letters to 10 people.
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Mmmmm
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Rub some dirt in it and get back in there.
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Sounds more like Aids than Ebola. Just light yourself on fire and you will be a legend here for years to come
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Dibs on the casino cash!
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Ebola has a known susceptibility to ethylene glycol. You could try some of that.
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It sounds more like ALS, but I think you only get that if your head is exposed to sudden bursts of icy water.
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