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Nickel D 05-06-2013 03:33 PM

Hmmmmmm...let's try this one out...

..."sex superbug tree"...

...got a nice ring to it!

ModSocks 05-06-2013 03:47 PM

I'm pretty sure this is all because God hates the gays.

Saccopoo 05-06-2013 03:57 PM

74% rise in Utah in 2012 and trending upwards in 2013. Nice. I think I'll go out tonight and have some unprotected sex.

Backwards Masking 05-06-2013 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by InChiefsHell (Post 9662067)
Get married. Be faithful. Problem solved...

doesn't prevent the wife from sleeping around and getting it

problem not solved

Gonzo 05-06-2013 04:12 PM

A teaspoon of super-aids in your butt and you're dead in three years.

KChiefs1 05-06-2013 04:23 PM

Just nature taking care of itself.

CrazyPhuD 05-06-2013 04:52 PM

I was sliding into first and my pants began to burst
gonorrhea.....gonorrhea....

I started passing second and my discharged started thickin'
gonorrhea.....gonorrhea....

I was rounding third and my sores grew a herd
gonorrhea.....gonorrhea....

I tried to steal home but my dick began to moan
gonorrhea.....gonorrhea....

keg in kc 05-06-2013 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Backwards Masking (Post 9662979)
doesn't prevent the wife from sleeping around and getting it

problem not solved

This is true. Unfortunately I'm the poster child for it.

JoeyChuckles 05-06-2013 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 9662031)

Although no deaths from HO41 have been reported as yet, experts say avoiding the disease completely is the best course of action.

Just more media hype to get you to tune in. Relax everyone.

JohnnyV13 05-06-2013 05:12 PM

Hey, this is God's way of telling mankind he doesn't want anyone to have sex---ever.

End of the World.

Rasputin 05-06-2013 05:15 PM

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CrazyPhuD 05-06-2013 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 9662031)
Health officials said there is the very real prospect that all types of gonorrhea will soon become untreatable.

:BS:

every disease is treatable with fire!

:fire:

J Diddy 05-06-2013 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazyPhuD (Post 9663118)
:BS:

every disease is treatable with fire!

:fire:

Madonna says bullshit

lcarus 05-06-2013 05:54 PM

I hope Cassel crashes into an HO41 tree

InChiefsHeaven 05-07-2013 05:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by saphojunkie (Post 9662157)
Because seventeen year olds are going to get married and be faithful. Stupid "doctors" and their "facts."

:rolleyes:

Um...monogamy solves this problem. FACT. Deal with it.


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