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bowener 02-23-2013 03:35 PM

Maybe epididymitis?

It is similar to a UTI only in the tiny tube behind your testicle. I went to the ER one early morning when I woke up in pure agony after that tiny tube swelled up to about acorn size.

I got it another time, and it started out as a dull pain that would sort of ebb, but within a few hours it go extremely painful. If you have this you will get some pills that make your mouth taste like pennies and it will go away.

However, if you do have epididymitis, then you may also have prostatitis, which is the same thing only your prostate. Guess how they check you for that one....

Nightfyre 02-23-2013 04:02 PM

I'm just guessing, but I think you may be pregnant.

threebag 02-23-2013 04:08 PM

Have your buddy lighten up when he's driving it home. Your nuts must have slapped hard together.

Toad 02-23-2013 04:13 PM

may simply have DSB...dangerous sperm build-up

Bump 02-23-2013 04:16 PM

I know a guy and that sounds exactly like a guy I know that had to have his balls removed. Sucks man.

Jewish Rabbi 02-23-2013 04:16 PM

Rub one out and take a nap. See if that helps.

'Hamas' Jenkins 02-23-2013 04:52 PM

You could have epididymitis or a varicocele. It's worth getting checked out. I occasionally have a dull ache in one of my balls, but it's not a hernia. Getting an ultrasound on your nuts is an interesting experience.

gblowfish 02-23-2013 05:02 PM

You have Norv Turner Disorder.

listopencil 02-23-2013 05:59 PM

Do you have a tattoo on your lower back, and do you use your microwave often?

OrtonsPiercedTaint 02-23-2013 06:19 PM

Snow shoveling sympathy pains. Stand in a meat freezer and shove two snowcones down the back of your shirt.

Dayze 02-23-2013 06:22 PM

Prayers sent

threebag 02-23-2013 06:24 PM

Soak it in cide...uh...him.

Dayze 02-23-2013 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 9429286)
Do you have a tattoo on your lower back, and do you use your microwave often?

:clap:
Rain man rules.

bevischief 02-23-2013 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 9429065)
You could have epididymitis or a varicocele. It's worth getting checked out. I occasionally have a dull ache in one of my balls, but it's not a hernia. Getting an ultrasound on your nuts is an interesting experience.

Good or bad?

threebag 02-23-2013 06:35 PM

Have them warm the gel


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