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cabletech94 02-23-2013 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9427887)
Dull pain in my right testicle and groin area and in my lower abdomen.

First felt it about 2 hours ago and its pretty shitty.

Is this what a hernia feels like?

might be epididimydous (spelling is obviously wrong).

i've had it a few times. basically, overexerting yourself, whether it's lifting something heavy, putting too much strain on your lower region, or sitting on the toilet at teh gay bar (joking).

my urologist diagnosed me in 2 seconds. too bad he had to do the hernia check--wanted to put my fist through his skull.

meds fixed me up in about 3 days.

i've had it around 6 times as a young adult. don't wait around. the sooner you see someone, the sooner you'll recover.

prayers sent.

SPchief 02-23-2013 12:39 PM

You got teh clap

Ebolapox 02-23-2013 12:41 PM

I can't be the first person to say herpes, can I? jesus, you people are slipping.

SPchief 02-23-2013 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ebolapox (Post 9428297)
I can't be the first person to say herpes, can I? jesus, you people are slipping.

psst, look right above

Ebolapox 02-23-2013 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by SPchief (Post 9428300)
psst, look right above

drat, two minutes too late. oh well. though technically, clap means gonorrhea

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...9185521AAKSP72

dlphg9 02-23-2013 12:49 PM

If it's not horrible pain it probably rules out testicular torsion, possibly Epididymitis. Feel around your sack and see if it feels like you have worms in there and if so it's probably Epididymitis. Regardless get your ass to an urgent care just to make sure.

BlackHelicopters 02-23-2013 12:53 PM

Does your penis burn when you urinate?

LiveSteam 02-23-2013 01:16 PM

Wait till Monday! Are you nuts?
Were talking about the family jewels here.
Heart attack,severed limb, tooth aches can all wait till Monday.

bevischief 02-23-2013 01:46 PM

Hit it with a hammer. That will be $500 bucks.

jspchief 02-23-2013 01:53 PM

Epiditymitis.

Try rearranging your balls a bit and see if the pain subsides.

bevischief 02-23-2013 02:09 PM

Blue balls.

Rasputin 02-23-2013 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPchief (Post 9428293)
You got teh clap

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EagleRob 02-23-2013 02:28 PM

Blue waffles

Crush 02-23-2013 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by EagleRob (Post 9428595)
Blue waffles

:Lin:

ZepSinger 02-23-2013 03:20 PM

I had a hernia repaired just a couple of months ago- your symptoms sound alot like mine did. Definitely get it checked! If that's what you have, the small intestine can protrude thru the hole, causing that pain you feel. If the intestine gets cut off (strangulated), that's a very bad situation.


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