Little Kim rallys his troops on Friday, but what does he do on Saturday
 

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BREAKING: North Korea says it 'enters war' with South Korea: KCNA

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North Korea, declare war?

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Gangnam style.

Maybe they should try a practice war first. You know, like against Mongolia or something.

I blame Dennis Rodman.

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Funny chit.

I think you'd really like Dan Carlin's Hardcore History podcast. He has a five-part series on the Mongols, and I can tell you, without hesitation: Genghis Khan, even with his technology as outdated as it would be right now, would absolutely mop the floor with Kim Jong Un. The entire Steppe People were 10,000x more fierce than that chickenhawk Un.

Does this mean Pigeons and snow coffee for Easter? :doh!:

Dennis Rodman's peace mission was clearly a rousing success.

Kim is ready...

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He originally wanted to declare war on the U.S., but somebody showed him Red Dawn and he realized he didn't stand a chance against Thor:

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3 phones.


He is serious.

I'd love to see us let Japan go.

They'd **** NK up before our lawyers figured out how a "Self-Defense Force" was allowed to fist an attacking nation...

The dumbass doesn't even have a red one. Probably gets them mixed up all the time.

Phone#1 : Chinese takeout
Phone#2 : call girl hotline
Phone#3: Dennis Rodman cell

yep

I'm amazed that people are taking this seriously. It happens every time, like clockwork. The UN approves sanctions and North Korea starts threatening to attack someone. It's the only card they have left so they use it over and over.

this time they denounced a 50 yo armistice and well, this is simply a different time in the world, post 911 etc. JFC we've been spending trillions of $$$ running wars around the world for god sakes. When our economic status fails like it has, the rest of the world's economy goes with it. America's corrupt gov't has led the world into a toilet laden mess and NK is only the beginning IMO.

This is not going to end nicely, I'd go ahead and nuke this deal right now. **** boots on ground. been there, did that.

**** it. Japan should unleash Gojira on their asses.

Your best post ever.

The first couple days of an actual conflict would be bad. Most of Seoul would be destroyed as would a lot of the US forces stationed in S Korea. The Paladins and air power would remove some of the artillery threat but the North would overrun the South in pretty quick fashion. Of course we would come in and beat them back but it would be a bloody affair.

But this is all to intimidate the new leader in the South and get more aid from the US.