Just hooked up with an Aussie chick. (My cool story, bros.)
 

an' she tolked loike this!

'ello! Moi name's Jane. Oi'me in Austin for the weekend as Oi travel through the stoites.

We were in Vegas yestah-day, and we will be going to New Orleans Mohn-day noight.

Moi friend ova they-ah is mackin' out with some bloke she met. I reckon we should do the same.

(She was probably a 6/10. Blonde, moderately skinny, decent face. But the accent sent me from six to midnight faster than a woman ever had before. Her friend was super skinny, with a Megan Fox face. The other guy lucked out hard.)

Anywho, they were staying at a Travel Lodge and we grabbed a cab with her, her friend, and this random other guy. We went back to their room, and me and this random guy just sat there awkwardly while the girls went in the bathroom. I said, "Man. Aussie chicks are so hot." He said, "Dude, I know." Then we giggled like little school girls. His chick came out in t-shirt and thong, and my chick just left the door cracked asked me to come "help her with something."

An hour later, I went to the lobby, hopped in a cab, and came back home. After some non-answered phone calls to my amigos, I hopped on CP to share my tale.

I love this city, I love Australia, I love blowjobs, and I love Chiefsplanet.

G'noight!

Pics or get the **** out! You know that's the drill.

Which bar did ya meet her at? (Would be awesome if it was Aussies)

Haha, I know.

No, it was at Barbarella's, strangely enough. Some of my strangest nights in ATX have had that place involved somehow.

Well Congrats!!!

You ever go across the street to Valhalla or Bull McCabes? Those are where I have spent a majority of my misspent evenings.

I know, I know. Let's just pretend it was Claire from LOST. It's better that way.

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Dude...seriously. Delete this post. I did not post that. ****ing gun on the table and a lip tattoo. I was not there.

I've never ventured thattaway, but I've dabbled at Plush.

I try to stick mostly to West 6th, but, as you well know, when friends are in town, you've got to clock hours in on the dirty side.

lol

I don't know man if that works? That made me sad :(

Pics ogtfo :p

You'd like these two, they are next door to each other on Red River (across street and up one block from where ya were) Neither has annoying live music and are pretty laid back. Not at all like dirty 6th.

If I get that Facebook add I was promised, I will happily throw them in here.

That being said, I'm not holding my breath.

There, happy? I just may have saved your life dude. props.

She'll prolly add you after she finishes brushing her teeth... :D

Ok ok, but I can't give rep to myself but I will help you out & you were > < close to getting some.

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Aussie girls in bikini