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01-05-2023 05:31 PM |
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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut
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I would like a jaunty pirate shanty recapping the 2019 Chiefs season.
Barring that, an ominous tale of jettio's attempts at heroism through compassion shaming and vaguely homoerotic white-knight gestures.
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please place this recap into a jaunty pirate shanty theme: The 2019 season was the Kansas City Chiefs' 50th in the National Football League (NFL), their 60th overall, their seventh under head coach Andy Reid and third under general manager Brett Veach.
In the offseason, the Chiefs released two of their longest-tenured players: Justin Houston and Eric Berry. The Chiefs started the season with a 1–3 record at home, their worst record after four home games since 2012. However, they began the season 4–0 on the road, their best road record after four road games since 2013. With a Week 14 Oakland Raiders loss and a win over the New England Patriots, the Chiefs clinched the AFC West, extending their team record division title streak to four consecutive. They also clinched the franchise's fifth consecutive playoff appearance, one short of the franchise record of six consecutive from 1990–1995. The Chiefs also finished undefeated in the AFC West for the second time under Andy Reid, extending their record within the AFC West since 2015 to 27–3. They clinched their second straight bye to the Divisional round of the AFC playoffs due to a Week 17 win against the Los Angeles Chargers combined with a Patriots loss to the Miami Dolphins.
In the Divisional round, the Chiefs defeated the Houston Texans 51–31 despite falling behind 24–0 in the second quarter to give the Chiefs playoff wins in back-to-back seasons for the first time in franchise history. The 51 points they scored was a franchise record for a postseason game. The win, along with the Baltimore Ravens' loss the previous night, allowed the Chiefs to host the AFC Championship for the second time in franchise history. They defeated the Tennessee Titans 35–24 in the AFC Championship advancing to Super Bowl LIV, where they defeated the San Francisco 49ers 31–20 to win their first championship since Super Bowl IV in 1970.
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Oh ho ho and a bottle of rum!
It was the Chiefs' 50th season in the NFL,
Their seventh under Andy Reid, their third with Veach at the helm.
But in the offseason, they had some tough decisions to make,
Houston and Berry were sent packing, for goodness sake!
The season started rough, a 1-3 record at home,
Their worst in years, it was quite the doom and gloom.
But on the road, they were unstoppable, 4-0 was their mark,
Their best record in years, it was quite the lark.
With a win over the Raiders and a defeat of the Patriots,
They clinched the AFC West, it was quite the feat.
They also made it to the playoffs, for the fifth year in a row,
One short of the franchise record, but it was a mighty blow.
And they finished undefeated in the AFC West,
Their record since 2015 an impressive 27-3 at its best.
In the playoffs, they faced the Texans and fell behind 24-0,
But they fought back hard, with a 51-31 win, it was quite the coup.
And in the AFC Championship, they faced the Titans,
With a 35-24 victory, they advanced to the Super Bowl, it was quite the win.
And in the big game, against the 49ers, they came out on top,
With a 31-20 victory, the Chiefs were champions, it was quite the non-stop.
Oh ho ho and a bottle of rum,
The 2019 season was one for the ages, it was quite the fun!
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Looks like the AI hasn't quiet mastered the pirate shanty theme.
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