The $75 Date...
 

Ok guys. This was a conversation today.

Let's say you chatted up a hottie and want a date. We'll assume this meeting was with friends and you bought her a drink or two. She seems interested.

That being said, you've dropped coin on dates that haven't worked out. Dropping $200+ for dinner/entertainment is out of the question!

What are your ideas for a $75 date?

A $75 hooker is not an option.

A $40 hooker with a $35 dollar hotel room?

A bottle of wine and a box of magnum condoms.

Dinner at a decent restaurant and the rest of the money for rubbers and lube.

A quick, emphasis on quick, bite of something light before doing something active.

Rape the shit out of her and then give her the $75 for cab fare.

A hike on your local mountain/trail, happy hour drinks then back to your place for dinner...

piihb and give her $8.00 for cab fare. Keep the rest for yourself.

This is correct.

I guess I should clarify myself. I've already raped and killed the bitch and found $75 in her purse. I'm looking for the next date. Are you people stupid?

To much to spend on a first date. Coffee or a little dive restaurant works much better.

Or a couple bottles of wine while gazing at the heavens?

Only a fool would spend more than 40 bucks on a first date.

Go to some kind of fall festival thing. They should be popping up all over. Usually very little cover charge if any, plenty of things to interact with or talk about. Pick one that serves beer at least. Be sure and point out the weirdos and creepy looking dudes anytime you get something to drink. That way, the next day, you can point a finger at the carny looking dude at the beer garden as the one who likely slipped her the roofy.

no comment.


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