Does your dick smell like pancakes?
 

Well does it?

How exactly would you know?

Practicing a litle self .... oh never mind.

I suppose they could, if we used maple syrup instead of lotion.....

I'd say more like a sweaty gym sock.......

No.

More like Chicken in a Bisket crackers.

is that your happy sock? ROFL

If you would stuff your pants with a clean sock next time, it would clear that problem right up.

My dick isn't long enough to get a good wiff :deevee: but my wife says it smells like Sunday Dinner.

My dick feels like corn.

This needs to be moved to the DC forum. I'm sure it's going to get political. :)

I hate clamidia.

In some sort of new 'big brown round' breakfast club are you?

Clamydia?

That's more like genital warts.....not that I'd know anything about that......

WTF is going on here?