Thinking about getting an escort
 

Anyone ever done it before?

I might use backpages(cheaper escorts) or Eros(more expensive but higher quality but I'm not sure

I know its pretty sleazy but I'm a single guy in his late 20s just looking for a little companionship tonight.

Do it.

tell them you want a blonde...and you can't stress blonde enough.

Richard, you stupid bastard, you LIVE in a brothel. What's with all this backpage talk?

:popcorn:

This? http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...cort_sedan.jpg

Had an Escort station wagon in law school.

Reminds me of a prank a buddy in HS. We were all shooting the shit at lunch time, when he mentioned that he had just bought a 'Vette.

Everyone was oohing and aahing. Went on for 5 minutes or so, and he then announced that it was a CHEVette

Hard to pick up a chick in an escort, I'd look for an old honda or something if you're cash strapped.

LMAO

We need pics or GTFO and a movie.

Ha touche. And kudos to you for watching Boardwalk Empire too.

you should get two girls and make them dance to Sussudio

2 girls 1 cup...

I'll try to find some non nude pics but man, most of these escorts pose nude in their profiles. Not wanting to get banned

I should be a very memorable date.

http://www.cdc.gov/std/herpes/

ROFL

Holy crap I just saw that porn star Taryn Thomas is avaible in my area this week! If anyone has seen her movies, you know she knows how to **** and such a mean dick. Probably a little pricey though.

Hopefully she'll mind herpes and Q's after the transaction. Loose lips sink ships.

I'm sorta in the mood for a latina. This chick I found on backpages sounds pretty cool and sorta looks like Vanessa Hudgens.(and she says she's 420 friendly!

http://images3.backpage.com/imager/u...photo__38_.jpg

http://images3.backpage.com/imager/u...photo__36_.jpg

Got 14 sows in heat today. They come cheap.

That's a big ass.

I'm really surprised this thread hasn't degenerated into a craigslist/backpage recommendation list with pics of the skankiest chicks available for under $100...

It's your money...but it looks like two different chicks to me...warning flag!

If you're going to pay, pay for quality. NO FAT CHICKS.

A pornstar?

Oh yeah that's prolly gonna cost thousands.

Go midget half the size twice the fun

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r...littletina.jpg

I thought you said "championship" tonight.

I can feel that. I get it. This team has been a disaster.

But, guy, I'm 36, short, fat, balding, and broke and I can still get some strange if that were my thing.

You're doing it wrong...

It will get there, no doubt about it.

Ugh. They airbrushed the living shit out of this picture and still couldn't make her look not-hideous.

Go hard in the paint bud.

If your gonna do it get something better than the pic you posted. That shit I wouldnt go after for free.

That's Latina not Little Tina.

Use your Discover Card you earn Double Miles

Watch your cornhole and kidneys...

Yea, you can get the shit you posted in a bar on most nights. If you have to pay, make sure she is an above average ho.

And doesn't come back...

only if she costs half price.

Only if she is half price and you brown bag your own face.

nope. only if you are blind.
now that i'm thinking about it, i bet her ohhhhhh face would be too high pitched.

so now i'm thinking the only way i'd do (it) is if i was helen keller-ing it.

Ok so we have got it down to half-price, bag on your own head and noise cancelling head phones with something like Celine Dion playing.

Who is in?

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if you are in KC and can wear a polo shirt and jeans that don't have greese on, if you are willing to have sex with >5 I probably can help.

Ask her for a #1 Pick :thumb:

Independence Ave.

I'm a virgin and I wouldn't even go that route.

I've only paid for it when I've been out of the country on vacation. It's a tough proposition. On one hand do you want one of these whores coming over to where you live? On the other hand do you want to meet her where she does business and run the risk of getting robbed? On top of that do you want to run the risk of being busted in a prostitution sting? Nothing wrong with paying for an escort but it's too risky for me.

Perfect solution would be to be house sitting for someone and have them come there. That way they don't know where you live or if they rob you it isn't your shit they are taking!

If you are seriously a virgin, I have to lol.

If you are seriously a virgin, you have no room to talk in this thread.

Yes, I use escorts frequently and they are 20-35 years old and very hot.

Costs me $300 per hour plus a tip of $50-$75

Do NOT use Backpage. Use http://www.eros-kansascity.com/ but be very careful of a posting for $200 an hour of a woman who looks like a Playboy model and it is either a cop or bait n switch.

I use an agency here in DC and get great women.
http://blueflamemodels.com/models/

Hope that helps.
:evil:

Charlie Sheen had the right idea:

When Charlie Sheen was being sentenced for using a prostitute, the judge asked him why a man like him would have to pay for sex. And Sheen reportedly replied: “I don’t pay them for sex. I pay them to leave.”

Of course he can afford the best.

You are paying them to leave. Remember that.

I bet you could hop a plane to a third world country and still come out ahead even with the airfare.

well I'm glad I have enough game to not have to pay for sex...but if a hot girl was like "hey, $100" I'd probably do it

lol

I've never paid for pussy. It wouldn't even be fun for me to pay, even if she's hot. I like to get the women to want it more than me. It's like an obsession of mine. If they aren't hot and wanting it, I'm not really turned on. Knowing they are only ****ing me for money wouldn't turn me on at all.

Meh. Not me.

No pressure I guess if you're paying. If you're paying you're paying to get yours not for her to get hers so there is that.

And you are paying her to leave instead of her staying and beer farting under the covers all night.

what? I don't know what type of girls you get but somehow and some way I usually land pretty classy ones

Always wondered if you tipped them or not.

Alright Hamilton!!!!

Why do you think they put that big jar with the dollar bills out on the nightstand?

Why stop at the tip? :D

If prostitution were legal... would men want to ever get married?

If you get a divorce, the woman gets 1/2 of your belongings... if your marriage succeeds, they get 100% when you die.

The ROI analysis of prostitute vs. wife.

You get married, you buy a nice house, get you and your wife a car... have kids... pay for all of the kids shit until they are early-20s... pay for college... etc.

You are talking 750k-$1.5 million in expenses, if you get a wife and kids.

From this thread, I gather that a hooker every couple of weeks or so, would only cost about $500-600 a month?? or around $6k-7.5k per year...

You could live 100 years and still save money, if you had 2 hookers per month instead of the wife and kids. LOL.

Hookanomics, this really needs to be analyzed by Rain Man Inc. to fully understand to scope.

:deevee: :sulk:

Have you ever taked a girl out on a date? If so, you've paid for pussy. Taking a girl out to eat is paying for pussy.

And as far as the escort goes, still haven't decided on it. I've been too busy watching football all day but I'm gonna have to get around to it.

But seriously, how hard is it to prove you can pick up a chick? It's not hard if you look halfway normal and aren't scared to talk to them. People I know who use escorts are paying for the convenience of not having to spend the time getting around the bases.

This is great in theory. Works till the dick falls off

I pointed this out to a female I thought could handle the truth one morning.

I'll never forget it, or do it again.

LMAO

ROFL

i love this place.

The wife brings home as much money as I do, and she will probably surpass me soon. Also I enjoy being with my wife.

:thumb: ROFL

This guy goes into Paris, and checks into a French whorehouse. Traveling abroad is really expensive, so he's low on funds. He asks the madame what he can get for $20 American. The madame says "Most of our girls here are $200 or more per night. But there's a dead whore up in room 234. If you really want some, you can go up there and do your business for $20."

The guy figures, what the Hell, maybe its a French thing. So he pays $20, goes up to room 234 and does his thing.

Afterwards he comes back down to the front desk. The madame says, "So, how was it?" The guy says. "Well, it was OK, but her nose kept running."

The madame says. "Oh. She must be full."

my roomate in the Navy would get a 'escort' at every port.
in Australia, he got one every night.


....and yes...it really was my roomate and not me lol.

Oh man...that's so gross. Stop telling that joke.

AND, when she has your penis in her hand, it will look HUGE!