Lindsay Lohan news . . .
 

From IMDB:

Let's hope that IMDB isn't teasing about the "healthy figure" either . . .

http://www.thesuperficial.com/images...927_lohan1.jpg

How will she "push the envelope further"? I love these publicity stunts, making something out of literally nothing!

I mean really, what's she going to do? Let them take pictures of her self induced vomiting?

How will she push the envelope? Is she going to blow somebody and paste it on the cover?

Ooh, covering her boobs with her arms, wow - never heard of that one.....puhleease!

If only she would have done this a year ago or so.

To bad she isn't going to do this in Playboy.

If I understand correctly, she will not look rail thin in these pictures.

From yesterday's news:

--Infidel Goat

Wow, her career is over at 19?

she should just eat jeez. i would like to see her with alittle gut to see those huge milky white breasts all over the place. I know they had to edit the scenes on that herbie movie because those huge tits were just bouncing around the screen. Too many teenage boys were going all pee wee in there

All aboard the fleeting fame express. Next stop, porn movie-ville.

Too bad. I really liked her in Freaky Friday and Mean Girls. I was in hopes she had a future.

That was last century - this century their careers take off just as they pose nude and circulate a sex tape on the internet. Then, they get a reality show and E network follows them around.

You think her career is over?

I'm betting that this Vanity Fair will be the most talked about issue since the pregnant Demi Moore cover.

And if she has regained her curves, she'll have plenty of movie offers in the future. Her last two movies (Herbie and Mean Girls) both grossed over $50 million each. If she hasn't regained her curves, she could always play a mean cadaver in some horror flicks.

--Infidel Goat

For the record, I called this a while back. Genious, I tell you.....

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=105614

As a person who suffers from an eating disorder*, I don't think it's proper for you all to make fun of that sickness.




*My eating disorder is BulM&Mia. I just can't stop binging on M&Ms.

CHEESEBURGER, STAT!

The hell with that tame shit, I want to see full up-close beaver.

jeez i would like a piece of that tail

I'd definitely take that as well. She should pose for Hustler then.

there are at least 3 big threads in the pictures forum about her rail thiness.

and the nipple slip pics were there but got removed I guess...maybe just post the links is okay?

That gerbil has elephantitis. Nasty.

In a threesome with another guy and girl. Wearing a Catholic school girl outfit. With lace-cuffed white socks.

:drool: :whackit: :spank: :hump:

Can we replace the guy with another girl?

I nominate Kiera Knightly and Natalie Portman.

Not bad choices but Jessica Simpson wouldn't be bad either. We don't have to listen to her talk or sing. It's perfect.

Well, I was kinda hoping to be that guy.

Heh, Heh, Aww-right

Yeah guys, and I would like to see her in Penthouse peeing on anothe...uh, nothing, nevermind...

No offense, but now I'm going to have to insist on it being another girl.

One redhead and one Asian, if possible. (Is it racist to say that?)

Damn your picky.

No, Oriental, slant, etc those are racist

Korean if possible, but Vietnamese is good, too.

Why don't you fly someone out to the shoe factory and bring back a Thai chick?

A Thai is like kissing your sister.

Did someone call? :)

did it ever start? A re-do of anything Herby isn't exactly cutting-edge...oh ya, she can sing too?

We do not need to see your beaver close up. Thanks anyway....


:D

Are you sure?

:)

How would you know? :hmmm:

This thread is worthless without pics.

I'll let your sister decide whether to say anything about that.

Nice website. Someone put some effort into that intro. Coincidentally, that's the same song the Chiefs use as their intro this year (sans the "Listen, all you mother ****ers..... ).

The Crystal Method must be making a fortune on royalties of that song.....

ROFL
Dirk, 3 words...

hook
line
sinker

I saw that and quickly ran back to my intranet homepage

I don't have a sister. :p

Well, she didn't bare all (at least in this picture), but she looks better . . .

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Co...d11a.widec.jpg


--Infidel Goat

She looks photoshopped onto somebody else's body. Somebody with a jillion freckles.

She HAS a jillion freckles. Where have you been?

Oddly enough, she claims not to have a brother as well.

I've been looking at touched up images without a jillion freckles.

freckles + boobies = hot

I'm all for the Jessica's....Simpson and Alba.

mmaddog
*******

mmm...natalie portman.

hot in so many ways.

(runs to bathroom with Kleenex)

You might want to stop by Wal-Mart on the way home tomorrow and buy some Goddamn toilet paper!!!

Music thread?

Shes in trouble again.......Arrested for brawling in an NYC club.




http://www.newsday.com/entertainment...says-1.4274013



Actress Lindsay Lohan was arrested outside a popular Chelsea nightclub early Thursday and charged with misdemeanor assault after striking a female patron in the face, police said.

The NYPD said Lohan, 26, was arrested outside Avenue, a 10th Avenue hot spot located between West 17th and West 18th streets in Manhattan, by 10th Precinct officers at 4 a.m.

An NYPD spokesman told Newsday Lohan was "involved in some type of dispute" inside Avenue. "She struck another female patron in the face and was arrested a short time later outside the club."

Police characterized the injuries inflicted by Lohan in the alleged incident as "minor."

Lohan, the "Mean Girls" star from Merrick whose most-recent starring role as Elizabeth Taylor in the TV movie "Liz & Dick" was labeled a flop after being seen by only 3.5 million viewers earlier on Sunday, was charged with third-degree assault, a misdemeanor, police said. Police said Lohan would likely be released after being issued a desk appearance ticket.

The incident is the latest in a long string of highly publicized run-ins with the law for Lohan, who in October was involved in a heated "verbal dispute" with her mother, Dina, outside the family home in Merrick. Police at that time confirmed officers responded to a 911 call, placed just after 8 a.m., reporting a domestic incident on Old Mill Road -- but said an investigation determined there was no criminality involved.

Two entertainment websites, TMZ and RadarOnline, reported Dina Lohan scratched her daughter's leg -- and reported LiLo's bracelet was broken in the scuffle, which occurred after the two left a Manhattan club in a limousine.

In an audio recording TMZ had of a phone conversation between Lindsay Lohan and her father, Michael Lohan, while she was in the limousine, the actress says her mother grew angry after LiLo demanded the return of $40,000 she had given her mother to save her home from foreclosure.

Michael Lohan released a statement saying he recorded the conversation after making the 911 call, saying: "I did call the police at Lindsay's request. Lindsay even asked that I record the conversation because she was being held against her will by the limo driver at Dina's instruction."

Hours after the Oct. 10 incident, Lohan and her mother were seen hugging outside the front door of the home.

One day later, the actress said she lied when she said her mother was on cocaine and left a "gash" on her leg during the incident. She told TMZ that, in the heat of the argument, she made up falsehoods about her mother in the phone call to her dad. "Mom does not do cocaine," Lohan told TMZ Live on Oct. 11. "That's a fact. She's an amazing woman."

In September, LiLo and a California man filed harassment claims against each other with the NYPD. Those complaints stemmed from an early morning altercation at a posh Manhattan hotel.

With William Murphy, Frank Lovece and Tim Herrera

TMZ Planet?

The sooner some smart judge gives her substantial jail time, the better off she and the rest of the world will be.

Zactly. She needs a wake up call.

She was so hot in Mean Girls. She literally had the world in front of her. I always wondered what really happened with her.

Then I started hearing the stories about her parents. This chick was doomed from the start.

She was never all that great an actress....but she certainly didnt have to become the joke shes become either.

I had my life basically turned upside down when I was 17 and got arrested for having a joint in my pocket. They took me to jail, so my parents had to bail me out. Then they put me on a year probation, which included 2 months of house arrest (no I'm not kidding..this was my first and only offense too), made me take a drug test once a week where I had to whip my dick out in front of a scary looking dude and pee in a cup. Those cost 27 dollars each time. They also made me take all sorts of court ordered counseling sessions and classes that cost an arm and a leg. You name it. All during a time when I was a high school senior and could have been focusing more on college and plans for adulthood. Not to mention it's supposed to be the most fun year of your school life.

All for a joint....meanwhile stupid dumb whores like this and people like her are doing all sorts of illegal shit and they get away with it. Our judicial system is a ****ing absolute joke in this country.

wtf? That's a total joke.

I guess you should have hired a lawyer...because no competent lawyer would have ever let that happen for one measly joint. In fact, hiring a lawyer probably would have equated in the case being dropped.

Yeah my parents had just gone through a divorce. My dad gave up his business to my mom in exchange for custody of me and my little brother. So we were pretty damn poor. I had a court appointed lawyer. She sucked. On top of it, it was my dad who had to pay for all the shit the courts made me do as punishment. It was absurd. I felt so bad for my dad. It was my ****ing fault. Damn Johnson County juvenile court system was an absolute joke back then. It probably still is for all I know.

how old are you?

My God it sounds like you were better off going to trial as opposed to taking that ridiculous plea they offered you.