Do you mind if we dance wif yo dates?
 

Lines from Animal House thread

I'm a zit! Get it?

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Holy shittahh

"is that a pledge pin you are wearing on your uniform?" Neamyer what a tool.

that or I advise you to start drinking heavily.

Fat, Drunk, and Stupid is no way to go through life....

Hoover: "We are on double secret probation, whatever that is...."

"I gave my love chickennnnnnn......"

"Mine's bigger than that....my cucumber"

Guess I'd better post this one....

Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the f_cking Peace Corps


Considering it's on all my posts.

blutarski has no grade point average

Animal House had many fathers at National Lampoon, Chris Miller's autobiographical stories may have been the most important.

I give you Night of the Seven Fires:

http://www.acmewebpages.com/animal/ah1.html

You ****ed up.... you trusted us!

"GPA 1.2-- congratulations, Kroger... you're at the top of the Delta pledge class."

Thank You Sir, May I have another.......