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PRIEST 06-01-2012 08:20 PM
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Originally Posted by GloryDayz (Post 8653121)
I guess I'm going to live to the ripe age of 183!!!
This

CrazyPhuD 06-01-2012 08:21 PM
In other news...prostate cancer rates have dropped dramatically, while male blindness has increased markedly.

Crush 06-01-2012 08:21 PM
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Originally Posted by CrazyPhuD (Post 8653276)
In other news...prostate cancer rates have dropped dramatically, while male blindness has increased markedly.

There has also been a dramatic increase in hairy palms.

Okie_Apparition 06-01-2012 08:27 PM
KnowMo will be a modern day Methuselah

Setsuna 06-01-2012 08:45 PM
Not true. Ever since I've started to masturbate, my prostate or whatever it is in there has been having problems. So no it's the opposite.

pr_capone 06-01-2012 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Setsuna (Post 8653352)
Not true. Ever since I've started to masturbate, my prostate or whatever it is in there has been having problems. So no it's the opposite.
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__...g_It_Wrong.jpg

Pitt Gorilla 06-01-2012 08:56 PM
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Originally Posted by WhiteWhale (Post 8653111)
I've read a lot about men's health and busting a nut once a week can prevent a LOT of problems.

If you can't find someone, do it yourself. It's good for you. Didn't know it helped prevent prostate cancer, but I did know it helped prevent testicular cancer.

Just clean out the pipes once a week.
Once a week?

ThaVirus 06-01-2012 09:01 PM
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Originally Posted by -King- (Post 8653103)
A similar connection has been found between breast cancer and breastfeeding, where lactating appeared to “flush out” carcinogens, reduce a woman’s risk of the disease, New Scientist reports.
Wouldn't they be getting "flushed" right into the baby? Selfish whores...

CrazyPhuD 06-01-2012 09:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Setsuna (Post 8653352)
Not true. Ever since I've started to masturbate, my prostate or whatever it is in there has been having problems. So no it's the opposite.
You do know that masturbation doesn't involve 'massaging' your prostate right?

Lumpy 06-01-2012 09:41 PM
I'll just leave this gif here for you guys.

http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/time...a7baf3-384.gif

Setsuna 06-01-2012 09:42 PM
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Originally Posted by pr_capone (Post 8653359)
LMAO

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Originally Posted by CrazyPhuD (Post 8653393)
You do know that masturbation doesn't involve 'massaging' your prostate right?
You sure? I feel like I've been abusing it. :hmmm:

Ugly Duck 06-02-2012 02:19 AM
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Originally Posted by CrazyPhuD (Post 8653393)
You do know that masturbation doesn't involve 'massaging' your prostate right?
What? Uh..... uh-oh

scho63 06-02-2012 04:54 AM
I guess eating many of these killer sandwichs in my life http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=260098

and fapping all these years now perfectly explains why my recent blood test had a cholesterol reading of 290 and my PSA was 0.0

:D

scho63 06-02-2012 04:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Setsuna (Post 8653352)
Not true. Ever since I've started to masturbate, my prostate or whatever it is in there has been having problems. So no it's the opposite.
First try taking the vibrator out of your ass.......:spock:

bevischief 06-02-2012 06:16 AM
So Gochiefs is going to live forever?


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