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Lzen	04-13-2013 10:07 AM

Glad to hear it Jeff. Good luck on your recovery.

MeatRock

04-13-2013 10:14 AM

Good to hear you're going home man.

Frankie

04-13-2013 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9583026)

I don't know exactly where to fit it in but there has to be something that happened in mid air inserted here.

:)

:LOL:

Take away the "mid-air" crack, and I bet the rest of the sentence must have been what my doctor said while I was out.

Frankie

04-13-2013 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 9583019)

Did you discuss politics with the Surgeon beforehand?...

NO, my doctor was a 'ferner' from Pakistan. :)

Phobia

04-13-2013 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9582900)

Are you allowed to use microwaves after this? I think if you stand too close to a microwave with a pacemaker, it can cause a cesium fire inside your body from the battery, and the only way to put it out is to cut you open on site. It happened to the brother in law of a friend of mine.

I thought that was tattoos that did this.

Phobia

04-13-2013 11:08 AM

I'm glad you lived. Now I'm going to cancel that life insurance policy I took out on you and chalk it up as a poor investment.

Bowser

04-13-2013 11:11 AM

Excellent news.

See, you got all worked up over nothing. :)

Enjoy being home, and have fun getting back into decathalon shape.

Richard_Cuckold

04-13-2013 11:12 AM

glad you are doing well now.

58-4ever

04-13-2013 11:24 AM

Grab some McDonalds on the way home.

58-4ever

04-13-2013 11:24 AM

Good to hear you're goin home man! Take care!

J Diddy

04-13-2013 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Otter (Post 9583030)

I think I speak on behalf of...everyone. Stop the bloody stool talk!

Exactly. I have something better. So yesterday, I finally will myself to take a shit. It was a less than spectacular, but nonetheless healthy shit. At the end of said such bowel movement, I let go with a little trickle of piss that felt different. I look down and it wasn't piss but pure blood. I freaked (as I'm sure a lot of people would do), hit the nurse light, and stood there, in the john with pp in had, until she arrived and demanded an explanation.

Turns out nothing more than a blood clot from the trauma of the catheter insertion, but scared the shit out of me nonetheless.

Could you imagine if men menstruated? The world would cease to function.

Mr. Kotter

04-13-2013 11:28 AM

Glad to hear, JD. Keep us posted on the recovery.

Buehler445

04-13-2013 12:10 PM

Glad to hear it man. Here's to a fast effective recovery.

Bowser

04-13-2013 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9583274)

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crossbow

04-13-2013 03:58 PM

I remember the 2nd week after my heart surgery. I was as weak as a kitten. I had no stamina and getting up stairs would drain me. You will get strong again and after a year you will feel much better. Make sure you walk every day or your muscles will atrophy and it will become painful to do so. Food tasted like chewing on asperins for about 6 months but that passes.

Congrats to your sucessful surgery may you live a long and happy life.

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