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Deberg_1990 02-12-2013 03:01 PM

Carnival sounds like the Wal Mart of the cruise industry.

Titty Meat 02-12-2013 03:03 PM

To the window to the wall!

Rain Man 02-12-2013 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Old Dog (Post 9396776)
Glad I was on Triumph a month ago rather than now.

You narrowly escaped what will quickly become a cannibalism scenario.

Rain Man 02-12-2013 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by siberian khatru (Post 9396757)
Lord of the Flies on the high seas.

By Thursday, there will be lit torches ringing the deck and heads on pikes.

A small group of highly organized people could take advantage of the situation and turn this ship into the largest pirate vessel on the high seas.

Iowanian 02-12-2013 03:18 PM

Just for sport, I'd like to see some pirates climb the wall and hop over the rail into a steaming pile of dook....and then jump back into the water.

CoMoChief 02-12-2013 03:19 PM

I was on Carnival Splendor just months before it had caught fire a few yrs back.

I think it was on the news then.

Rain Man 02-12-2013 03:24 PM

I'm intrigued by the concept now. If you had a pirate ship that could hold 4,000 people, can you imagine the havoc you could cause? Imagine an amphibious force of 3,000 pirates descending on Charleston or Corpus Christi. You hit the docks, you rob the banks and jewelry stores, you do a little raping and pillaging, and then pull it all back onto the ship and leave.

Now, the U.S. Navy might blow you out of the water before you could hit American soil, but I bet you could hit a place like Santo Domingo or Monrovia or maybe even Malta.

Phobia 02-12-2013 03:30 PM

Monty's wife is on this cruise with a group of girlfriends. Crazy stuff.

notorious 02-12-2013 03:31 PM

Soon to file for the Big B.

Iowanian 02-12-2013 03:33 PM

His wife said "honey let's go on a cruise"
We'll eat buffet shrimp and over-priced booze.
We'll nap in the sun and I'll spit shine your pecker
now the cruise ship is broken in need of a wrecker

The bathrooms not working too well any more
and we sit in our economy cabin, the temp 104
The food is all gone the water dried up
now our stunning vacation turned into 2 girls and 1 cup.

The nude deck disgusting, legs getting hairy
duck dynasty bearded bikini lines scary
Our cell phones are dead, no outgoing calls
At least there is bean dip that runs down the walls?

Always the optimist, the good I will find
to see positive news, even when in a bind.
Should a jelly fish sting ruin our bliss
At least there's no shortage, of medicinal piss.

We could be on a beach in Hawaii
where we tent camp and rough it
but now our cruise ship has turned into
4000 people, 1 bucket.

5 days of romance without showers,
now your cooter is rotten.
This trip....your idea
that won't be forgotten.

siberian khatru 02-12-2013 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9396784)
Ever been on a cruise ship?

Let's just say there'd be so many Piggys aboard, people wouldn't know what to do with themselves

3x.

I know exactly what you mean.

"What do you mean the midnight buffet is closed?!?!?!? I'M GONNA STARVE UNTIL BREAKFAST!!!!!!!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S NO BREAKFAST, EITHER?????????????????"

Bearcat 02-12-2013 03:43 PM

A couple days without hot food, a running toilet, or AC. Sounds like... camping.


The sewage part does sound pretty gross though.

houstonwhodat 02-12-2013 03:46 PM

This ship is twice the size of the Titanic.

All they need is an iceberg now.

Rain Man 02-12-2013 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 9396912)
Monty's wife is on this cruise with a group of girlfriends. Crazy stuff.

Hopefully they're doing okay. Maybe Monty will report back with some interesting stories about what a group of women do when they're stranded together on a ship with no artificial means of entertaining themselves.

mlyonsd 02-12-2013 03:56 PM

Anybody seen Bob Dole?


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