Get in good with said cat. Train him. Make him love you. Earn his trust. She will see this and shift her love from the feline to you.
When the time is right, drive him to the woods and toss him out. He will understand. |
I see this ending in MTG like fashion.
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Other than sharing the same genus/species and abusive relationship with the Chiefs, I have nothing in common with that Springer-show hillbilly. |
Do you live near any Chinese buffets?
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So has anyone determined yet if this timeline is real? Is a guy really moving in with a chick after a few weeks? That cannot be possible. But if it is, we'll have to organize a mob to track him down and strip him of his man card asap.
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Pussy's like a rubber band, no matter how much you stretch it... it goes back in place.
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Poke a few holes, add copious amounts of box tape, and mail. Problem solved.
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That cat looks awesome.
You need to learn to get along with it. |
Get the little dude some of these. Throw him 10-15 of them a couple times a day. Make a game out of it. He'll come around.
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But why even talk about it now? You just met. The LAST thing I thought about after meeting a girl was: "Gee, when can we move in and play house together!". That's not what men do. |
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If he's REALLY neurotic, the vets do prescribe kitty Prozac from time to time.
Not sure what to do about the dog thing. Call that cat therapist who's a ripoff of Caesar Milan |
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