Thanks God
apologies for distraction

Denies attempt

He's going to pull a Bud Dwyer!!

Took two pills then a trainer came by fell asleep on the table took some more pills.

Feels he will be ready to play

Denies being depressed.

Allergic reaction to hydrocodone is what he says.

Publicity Stunt.

Anybody else get the feeling that there more to this story than what they are saying.

Actually on this one, I think it probably is a case of the media blowing something out of proportion. Whoever called it a suicide attempt most likely made a big assumption.

He certainly doesn't seem like he tried to commit suicide last night

Sorry, this story is full of BS.

His publicist basically said the police report is false, that they're lying.

I think there is more to this story. People can think TO is a classic asshole but the guy fits the profile for someone that has some serious depression issues. The antics and attention grabbing is pretty in line with someone looking to be embraced and accepted. The up and downs are pretty in line too, sadly the guy has been getting his ass kissed for all his life and so he's never had to learn how to deal with people normally on a social level

His publicist also said "when I see a man of his statue..."
Good grasp of the English language for a publicist

TO and a mute girl ride down the beach.

Upon seeing the Statue of Liberty half-submerged in the sand, TO gives a big smile and a thumbs up.

FAX

Michael Irvin is stoned on what's remaining of TO's pain pills.