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J Diddy 02-12-2013 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DonkyPuncher (Post 9397262)
take it and throw it on said ex boyfriends porch..

That is the final step of a process that begins with gettin a burlap sack.

Dartgod 02-12-2013 05:25 PM

If you keep the cat, this might come in handy.

http://300bps.org/gallery3/var/album...g?m=1302976243

CrazyPhuD 02-12-2013 05:31 PM

Well maybe it's time to teach the kitty who's boss. One day just shave it and tell her you always prefer your kitties well groomed.

Then again you could try the pharmaceutical approach. Find out whatever food the cat loves and slip some weed(or maybe some xanax) in it a hour before 'activities'. Cat gets mello and you get your groove on. Just make sure you don't mix up the weed butter with some LSD...that can cause issues....

big nasty kcnut 02-12-2013 07:18 PM

give it away on craigslist then when she ask where the cat is you tell her she ran away and you couldn't find her.

DaKCMan AP 02-12-2013 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 9397038)
I know an 8.5 sounds impossible, but for those of us that aren't self-aggrandizing engineers, it's quite possible. ;)

I get it.. she's an 8.5 on teh interwebz

Brock 02-12-2013 07:23 PM

Met two weeks ago - making plans to move in. :clap:

keg in kc 02-12-2013 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brock (Post 9397768)
Met two weeks ago - making plans to move in. :clap:

Wait until the post in two more weeks when he finds out she's a post-op transsexual.

CHENZ A! 02-12-2013 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brock (Post 9397768)
Met two weeks ago - making plans to move in. :clap:

For real.

HonestChieffan 02-12-2013 08:10 PM

Take the cat. Send 8.5 down the road. She has made a cat crazy. Think about it....

KChiefs1 02-12-2013 08:27 PM

Met her at this years SB party? Aren't you rushing things a bit?

TLO 02-12-2013 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 9397005)

That's ****ing gross.

CrazyPhuD 02-12-2013 08:43 PM

Worse comes to worst you could always try this approach. But you'd probably have to season it well to hide the gaminess.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/XykEnBpyfr4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

OrtonsPiercedTaint 02-12-2013 08:44 PM

Your real problem will be coming home and find the ex visiting the cat.

Pablo 02-12-2013 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brock (Post 9397768)
Met two weeks ago - making plans to move in. :clap:

LAWL

TribalElder 02-12-2013 09:11 PM

LOL

What happens when the cat ends up your cat in a year and 6 months.

Regardless cats ****ing stink like shit

I highly recommend city kitty unless you like amonia piss smell
http://www.citikitty.com/

or fake a doctors visit and a cat alergy right before she is supposed to move in and have a adoptive home on standby. CHECK CHECK FELINE REROUTE HUT HUT HUT


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