WTF is wrong with people? Man tries to convert lions to Jesus, gets bitten
 

The Link:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6396422/

Agreed, WTF was wrong with the zoo keepers. What a great missed opportunity to clean the gene pool.

:shake:

I was just thinking, how bad is this guys life going, he actually tries to win a Darwin award and can't even get that right.

I thought that "the lion would lay down with the LAMB" not some dumbass at a zoo. SOB got what he deserved.

Seriously the best title to ever grace CP. Ever.

I wish I had a sound clip from the South Park epsiode about the Mormons, when they go Dumb, Dumb, Dumb.

I like this guy - Man Tries to Seize Governors Island

I don't see the problem. :D

Consumed by a spiritual fire,
A man was compelled by desire
To convince a lion
In the of existence of Zion
Told the nurse, “Glad it didn’t bite higher”!

Best,

FAX

Everyone knows that the only thing that can be coverted to Jesus is cheap wine.

Has anyone seen digi2fish recently?

I like this guy's style. If I had known about him before election day, I would've voted Blue Tulip.

I like how he just kinda sits there while the lion runs at him..... Don't do drugs kids!

Now how would you know that? You just got here.

Hater.:p

I don't see how anything can top it.

You can't make up chit better than this. Where's my rep? I'm going to need it when Skip Towne whacks me again...:harumph:

The biting is love!

I heard that the guy was doing fine until he said, "Let us prey."

I couldn't help but think the title should have been "Holy" Crap!

This is old news. http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2004/...in643860.shtml

Ex-Raider arrested for drive-by shooting on Sigfield and Roy's house? You can't make this chit up.

DAMMIT, it's global now ?!?!?!?!!???!!!!

WHAT A SHAME !!!
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.....sorry, I am late, somehow I hurt my right leg yesterday....
ROFL

To the tune of Daniel by Bernie Taupin and Elton John


Daniel is preaching tonight at the zoo
I can hear the roar of the lions, I bet that he can too
Oh, and I can see Daniel slip there and fall
God it looks like Daniel, being shaken just like a rag doll

Daniel with Lions
You are braver than me
Do you still feel the pain
In the nub below your knee

Your eyes are blind
Wild felines just aren't kind
Daniel, you've a scaaaaaaaaaarrrr
in the place where your face used to be

Unbelievably hilarious, Mr. KCWolfman. I bow to you. I would "rep" you if I knew how.

Best,

FAX

Personally, I believe we should institute a constitutional ban on proselytizing to lions.

Thats pretty good.ROFL

How's the tetanus shots going?

LMAO!

I was wondering if that was you, ROFL

There once was a man called to preaching
Who decided upon a zoo breaching
And in a cat lair
He offered a prayer
Now he’s in the ER and he’s screeching.

Best,

FAX

Funny thing...an hour later the lion felt like biting the guy again!!

Click the rep button.

Now THAT is repworthy.

Very fine humor :thumb:

This thread may yet make it to the classic thread.

bump for classic thread honors

I see that it made it over here. I think Gblowfish's post put it over the top.

Funniest one line in the history of the planet. :clap:

maybe hes mentally ill?

One of my friends tried to convert me to a Cassel fan after Cardinals 2012 preseason game

Search youtube videos of animals saying Jesus or Allah. Its funny.

What the hell man. How many posts do I need before I can do anything?

I cant even post links now.

you know what screw it, i ll get to 30 posts by bumping this thread. if i get banned, i dont care.

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