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whatsmynameagain 06-26-2008 09:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Adept Havelock (Post 4813300)
LMAO




It's the off-season. Nothing like a display of dumbassery from Midnight <s>Vulture</s> Felcher/Whatsmynameagain for some laughs.

It's usually amusing when the kiddos are on Summer Vacation and start playing "Internet Tough Guy" on their parent's computer. Carfeful, Whatsmynameagain...Daddy won't be happy when he gets your text message bill and sends you to spend some "quality time" with your Uncle Chester.
unlimited data w/sprint, jerkoff. now go eat you nutri system meal.

Posted via Mobile Device

DaFace 06-26-2008 09:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Dartgod (Post 4813315)
I'm sorely disappointed in the Mods that run this place now. In the past, this douchebag's username would have been changed faster than you can say "Phony Gonzalez".

This place hasn't been the same since Phobia left...
Hey, I changed his avatar to a motorcycle in flames. But he changed it back after a while. :harumph:

Adept Havelock 06-26-2008 09:59 AM
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Originally Posted by whatsmynameagain (Post 4813324)
unlimited data w/sprint, jerkoff. now go eat you nutri system meal.

Posted via Mobile Device
So Daddy signed you up for an unlimited plan? Smart guy. Shame it obviously didn't get passed to his son.

Does your summer school teacher know you're posting from the bathroom, or do they just figure you're jerking off in there...again?

Dartgod 06-26-2008 10:03 AM
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Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 4813326)
Hey, I changed his avatar to a motorcycle in flames. But he changed it back after a while. :harumph:
I have avatars turned off, so I missed it. I still think a name change is in order.

Midnight Road Pizza
Midnight Road Rash

Just a couple of suggestions.

kepp 06-26-2008 10:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 4813323)
Well, I picked up my bike with sidecar last night, and I haven't seen an increase in the frequency of female attention. What is the anticipated timeframe for said attention to increase after procuring the "chick magnet"?
If I understand correctly, the transformation should be immediate. Wait...have you been spray-tanned yet?

whatsmynameagain 06-26-2008 10:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Adept Havelock (Post 4813327)
So Daddy signed you up for an unlimited plan? Smart guy. Shame it obviously didn't get passed to his son.

Does your summer school teacher know you're posting from the bathroom, or do they just figure you're jerking off in there...again?
its always creative when each and everyone of you make some "you're a kid" insult. seriously it never gets old and is probably the most original insult I've come across. something else im going to come across = your wifes face


Posted via Mobile Device

Skip Towne 06-26-2008 10:06 AM
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Originally Posted by kepp (Post 4813336)
If I understand correctly, the transformation should be immediate. Wait...have you been spray-tanned yet?
And make sure your collar is popped.

Skip Towne 06-26-2008 10:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Radar Chief (Post 4813272)
Oh, there's an Audi also?
Oh yes, he makes 60-70K per year.

whatsmynameagain 06-26-2008 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Adept Havelock (Post 4813327)
So Daddy signed you up for an unlimited plan? Smart guy. Shame it obviously didn't get passed to his son.

Does your summer school teacher know you're posting from the bathroom, or do they just figure you're jerking off in there...again?
besides, if I did jerk it that would prove im a real man right? now your just contradicting the lemmings thoughts. what a master of deciet. im confused but not in away tha you would like to take advantage of. seriously if you guys think im a kid then what's all the gay talk of dick sucking? is that what you do to young boys and your hoping I am one? im getting the feeling you are priests or republicans or both.


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tooge 06-26-2008 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted by FAX (Post 4813319)
Hi guys!! We're a bunch of hot babes that really dig Midnight FAX!!! We're posting via mobile device using his login name because it's the coolest login name ever. We hang and have sex with FAX because he rides a motorcycle and doesn't wear a shirt to our parties. He's the best and the coolest because he makes us hotter than the really super hot babes we already really are. Posted via mobile device.

A BUNCH OF FAX'S HOT BABES
Yes, but does he wear a big cowboy belt buckle? That will really bring the chicks in. especially if you are not a real cowboy.

Donger 06-26-2008 10:10 AM
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Originally Posted by kepp (Post 4813336)
If I understand correctly, the transformation should be immediate. Wait...have you been spray-tanned yet?
Okay, look. The dude said that "Chicks dig guys with bikes." Nothing was said about tanning, sprayed-on or otherwise.

RNR 06-26-2008 10:15 AM
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Originally Posted by whatsmynameagain (Post 4813339)
its always creative when each and everyone of you make some "you're a kid" insult. seriously it never gets old and is probably the most original insult I've come across. something else im going to come across = your wifes face


Posted via Mobile Device
This is turning into a Abbott and Costello skit gone bad!

Him..whatsmynameagain?

Me...MidnightVulture :doh!:

Him...whatsmynameagain?

Me...MidnightVulture :doh!:

It would be funny if only it was... well funny :spock:

tooge 06-26-2008 10:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 4813352)
Okay, look. The dude said that "Chicks dig guys with bikes." Nothing was said about tanning, sprayed-on or otherwise.
some of it is implied. Let me help you out. you need a necklace. preferably some sort of vague meaningless symbol that will fool most dumb gals into thinking it means something surreal. Next, get a huge belt buckle, but do not, I repeat, do not, use it to actually hold your pants up. You want to show some of your boxers, ya know, like the rappers started a few years back when we were kids. Then, and only then should you get the spray tan. Oh , and dont waste money on the spray tan until you have had your chest hairs waxed off.

Adept Havelock 06-26-2008 10:17 AM
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Originally Posted by whatsmynameagain (Post 4813339)
its always creative when each and everyone of you make some "you're a kid" insult. seriously it never gets old and is probably the most original insult I've come across. something else im going to come across = your wifes face


Posted via Mobile Device
LMAO

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/wanna-be-an.php

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Originally Posted by tooge (Post 4813365)
some of it is implied. Let me help you out. you need a necklace. preferably some sort of vague meaningless symbol that will fool most dumb gals into thinking it means something surreal. Next, get a huge belt buckle, but do not, I repeat, do not, use it to actually hold your pants up. You want to show some of your boxers, ya know, like the rappers started a few years back when we were kids. Then, and only then should you get the spray tan. Oh , and dont waste money on the spray tan until you have had your chest hairs waxed off.
Do you have to be prematurely balding, like the guy in the picture? Is that optional?

DeezNutz 06-26-2008 10:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 4813352)
Okay, look. The dude said that "Chicks dig guys with bikes." Nothing was said about tanning, sprayed-on or otherwise.
I think you're out of luck. What chick is going to want to have sex with a guy who looks like you? Look at your picture in your avi, for crying out loud.


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