what would you rather do?
Wanted to try this out and see how out of control this got in here...PARENTAL GUIDANCE IS SUGGESTED!
Poster has to answer the question that was asked above and then pose a new question to be answered by the next poster. The question can be on any topic.. women, food, football, news, ect ect. Using photo's or GIF's always a plus, but KCTAT told me I should add "NSFhuman eyes"... here we go: Would you rather wake up with a different face with the same gender, or a different gender with the same face? have fun~ |
different face same gender. There is always plastic surgery. Cannot rewire the brain.
Would you rather live somewhere else? |
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would you rather lose an arm or a leg? |
leg.
do your mom or your dad? |
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Would you rather be a marine if Afghanistan or on Iwo Jima? |
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Bigger advantage from a weapons technology stand point than Iwo Jima where we may have had better weapons but the gap wasn't as big as today. |
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rather be deaf or blind? |
Would you rather have modest means but be so attractive woman hit on you all the time?
Or Be ugly as sin but rich knowing any woman who pursues you is only after your money? |
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Deaf but I can see where a musician might have a tough choice here. |
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Would you rather spend 5 minutes in the ring with Mike Tyson or Chuck Liddell? |
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If you had to be a puppet, would you rather be elmo or big bird? |
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Would you rather lose all ten fingers or both balls?
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would you rather die drowning or burning to death? |
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Would you rather be trapped in a closet listening to insanely loud Taylor Swift music for eight hours or take a hatchet to the knee twice? |
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i'll take swift.... I would burn.. which I will... would you rather eat a spoon of mayo or a stick of butter |
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Would you rather be anally raped or orally raped? |
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does it make you G? that is important to know before answering.. |
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Edit: Nevermind! No it doesn't |
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No more beer or no more sex. |
no more beer..
own the cowboys and have to keep jerry jones for 2 years or own the chiefs and have to keep pioli for 1 year |
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Live in Alaska or Antartica |
alaska..
bang Rosie O or have your Wewe slammed between two bricks |
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Would you rather, break the news to an mid forties mom that her two sons just died or break the news to the two little ten year old boys that their mom just died |
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would you rather be Rambo or the terminator.. |
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would you rather find out we never landed on the moon or that aliens are real. |
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would you rather be a billionare with an ugly wife and a ugly nanny or be a millionare with a hot wife and a hot nanny |
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Would you rather eat shit covered m&ms or drink boar cum? |
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no sex or no head |
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How about no candy or any kind of sweets or no fruits or vegetables. |
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no shitting for a week or no pissing for a week |
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Not shaving for six years or having to watch the view in its entirety every day for six years? |
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watch the view for six years or watch lifetime for six years |
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No more toilet paper in the world or no more paper towels? |
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no wiping your ass for a year or wearing clothes covered cat pee (but you can't tell people it's cat pee) |
Would you rather **** a 10, or in one night **** 5 2's? /Carlin
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Dude, I guess my ass is going to itch like ****, I can't do cat piss.
Deaf or blind? |
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rather be deaf.
would you rather be prison raped in the ass or forced to suck cock in prison |
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Would you rather have a pit bull lick peanut butter off your nuts or a cat lick hot sauce off your ass hole? |
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marry the Nanny or Ellen |
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Go gay for a Clark Hunt marriage or stay straight to marry a poor crack whore. |
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kill the neighbor or the boss |
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this is going exactly where I only dreamed you guys could take it... |
boss...
hide the body in the woods or drop it in a river |
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Get hit in the big toenail with the round end of a ball peen hammer or the thumbnail. |
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have your finernails removed with pliers or your eyelashes plucked out 1 by 1. |
Eyelashes
Eat three lightbulbs or eat 3 wood screws. |
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not shave your pubes for 2 years or grow your hair out for 2 years |
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Anyway, pubes bitch with super hairy snatch or handlebar mustache. |
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i'll hit the hairy snatch all day... ROFL your story kills me I can't think of a question ROFL |
that is ****ing horrible........
**** man.............uhhhhhhh nails stabbed in the eye or in the dick |
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Bong 16 ounces of mayonnaise or 16 ounces of French dressing? |
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freeze to death or drown |
I'll drown.
Become a famous rapper with millions only to be shot within a year or go gay for a rich man, then divorce him within a year and live a millionaire life for forty fifty years. |
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have no clothes for a year or no house ( and you can't stay at someone elses either |
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rather have to take baths with the same bath water (no other means to clean yourself) for 3 weeks or not flush the toilet for 1 week (only have 1 toilet in the house) |
Could have put a warning for eyes to see in this thread. Holy shit balls.
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**** me, that last page was disgusting.
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:Lin: or :Lin: at those ****ing pictures?
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Would you rather...
Have Scott Pioli as your boss for 2 years OR Have sex with Donatella Versace 3 times a day for a month: http://cdn04.cdn.justjared.com/wp-co...ace-bikini.jpg |
How much cream in your sugar, Scott?
Brady Quinn as your franchise QB, or sex with a sheep? |
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