Dude, I guess my ass is going to itch like ****, I can't do cat piss.

Deaf or blind?

5 2's. The ten at home is getting to be old news.

rather be deaf.
would you rather be prison raped in the ass or forced to suck cock in prison

I'll take it up the poopshoot.

Would you rather have a pit bull lick peanut butter off your nuts or a cat lick hot sauce off your ass hole?

hot ass

marry the Nanny or Ellen

Ellen or make me deaf first.

Go gay for a Clark Hunt marriage or stay straight to marry a poor crack whore.

crack whore.
kill the neighbor or the boss

:clap:

this is going exactly where I only dreamed you guys could take it...

boss...

hide the body in the woods or drop it in a river

River

Get hit in the big toenail with the round end of a ball peen hammer or the thumbnail.

i'll take the thumb.. ouch

have your finernails removed with pliers or your eyelashes plucked out 1 by 1.

Eyelashes

Eat three lightbulbs or eat 3 wood screws.

screws..

not shave your pubes for 2 years or grow your hair out for 2 years

I didn't shave my pubes for the first time until I was like 23. My lying ass bitch face ex said she would suck it more if I did. Well, now I call her my lying ass bitch face ex, so you know how that went.

Anyway, pubes

bitch with super hairy snatch or handlebar mustache.

ROFL...

i'll hit the hairy snatch all day...

ROFL

your story kills me I can't think of a question

ROFL