2013 Douche of the Year Poll - Round 1 - The KCChiefsFan 50/50 Region
 

Looks like The Tom Cash Region is pretty much decided at this point, and I can't wait to get this Battle Royale started. Holy crap, finding a douche in this group is like looking for a needle in a pile of needles. LMAO

Field of 15 - Top 4 advance to the Douchy Not-So-Sweet 16. Vote for as many douches as you'd like.

The poll will close in 24 hours.

Let's get it on! :rockon:

ADVANCING TO ROUND TWO
Peyton'sPrincess (Hootie)
Setsuna
InMem58
KC native

That smiley is douchy.

Hootie, Thatguy, and DaKC got my votes

I actually didn't vote for Pootie

Despite what

he thinks

he's not worth

the mouse click

I voted for Setsuna. Hoping to get a Jaguars sweep. Need to get MahiMike in one of the other regions.

I see guys like Direckshun and DaKCMan get votes, but they are good posters here.

Then I see legitimate douches like Blackcock (filter evasion?) get votes.

Is this shit a joke or not?

ALEX GORDON SHOULD HIT 3RD

get over it

ROFL

Can we be chums?

The only real reason I voted for DaKC is that his shtick is old and it passed worn out a long time ago. Whether or not they're good posters though is certainly subjective.
I will say that Hootie isn't nearly as big of a **** in this iteration.....he probably didn't deserve a vote, but I based it on his former self....oh well.

at least he has something that makes him known around here

because no one knows who the **** you are

Hard to vote in this region, not really anyone I dislike here.

Boy, this round is particularly douchetacular. So much douche, so little time.

fyp

There are a lot of brainwashed peeps from the left side of the Isle in this region but I don't hate them for that. I think just like being gay they were probably born that way.

I don't have a big problem with that......I'm sure you've heard the saying, "It's better to be quiet and be thought an idiot than to open your mouth and remove all doubt?"

You (and he for that matter) have removed any doubt many times over.

:clap:

Okay, I guess I meant they are good in the sense that I haven't seen them be douches just to be douches.

Frankly, I didn't vote for Hootie, but I could definitely justify it. He doesn't let anything go, and repeats himself constantly (Flacco, alex gordon, his stories about sodomizing men). Annoying dude, that one.

Actually, I've made it a personal rule to not vote for anyone in this tournament based on their DC Forum behavior.

Well then I guess I don't have a chance to win this year...it's wait until next year again for me. :drool:

How about friends

Yeah, people who "know" you on here only know you because you're annoying and unrelenting.

That's not a good thing.

I voted for myself

I am confused as to why I'm included in this.

But perhaps that's all part of my douchey charm.

Hootie off to the fast start. Looks like he hurt lots of feelers last week. No one curr.

Well you have that Delete thread going for you

Currently, 12 people curr. And if you ban him for another 9 or 12 months or whatever it is, maybe even more will curr!

I nominated you, douche.

It's a testament to the douchy power of this region that you have almost no chance of advancing. LMAO

Has a doctor ever died of cancer? How bout AIDS?

It's mainly the extra time I've been spending over there that motivated me to start this again.

Don't see where you're going with this, but there's a joke in there somewhere:hmmm:

No. I'm halfway into a fifth of crown. I got no wit. I'll let someone else try to be funny for me. NSFW

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Got through about 10 seconds through that video before I wanted to projectile vomit all over that ugly ass face.

Starting to tighten up a bit.

I have to be a top 5 poster on this board, without a doubt.

Pretty ****ing close, if not.

That bitch has 1300 views. I don't even know how it came across my screen on a youtube search. I was mildly amused enough to share it though. Lots of CP memes in there.

I'm thinking:

Rain Man
Hamas
GoChiefs
perhaps throw in a Milkman for phenomenal football takes or a DJ's Left Nut (and him and I usually don't see eye to eye)

and then my God...I have to be right there

I'm engaging, entertaining, incredibly witty, fantastic dry sense of humor...

I mean, holy shit. I have achieved legendary status.

I'm like the Reggie Miller of ChiefsPlanet...

No. I'm better than you. I guess you're top 6-7.

The participation trophy generation comes of age.

Hootie's Reggie to everyone else's Cheryl.

I couldn't have said it better myself.

You forgot humble, self-deprecating, and shy. But other than that, spot on. :doh!::thumb:

If I could have one drink with ANY member on this site at a bar...I'm choosing...me.

I'm more entertaining than you stiffs.

I'd forcibly **** your asshole and post it on motherless.com

It's funny how you seem to think that's something to be proud of.

You do have a point there......it's certainly entertaining watching loudmouthed assholes get their asses whipped......it WOULD probably be entertaining.

It's like bragging about being one of the five skinniest kids at fat camp.

Dude you must be drinking to watch that shit. Ugh

I would rate you very low in terms of wit or being funny. You really wouldn't even rate. I guess you stir the pot or whatever, but that's not wit.

ROFL

are you kidding me? I have undeniable wit.

I concur





with my version

you guys are talking to the man who coined the term "drafturbator"

that's a legendary term

coined by a legendary man

I wasn't aware InMem58 was so lowly thought of. He's right up there with the leaders.

I must have missed the post.

envy is a sin

god Flacco is just not that good

That's it? Drafturbator?

blaise don't be jealous brah

I used to round over at that Plano Main Event...I'd bk all over n00bs in that laser tag pit

no one ****ing touches the dragon

All the douchebags on this forum are voting for the wrong people.

Houstonwhodat should be running away with this thing.

I can't imagine envying the wit of someone that uses the word, "brah." Like I said, I get that you're good at stirring the pot and everything, but if you think what you do is considered witty then you obviously don't grasp what the word means.

I liked the part when Peyton Manning choked and gave the Ravens the win.

you have quite the memory...I'd figure all of that smack over the years would have robbed you of such good long term memory

you, posting a McDonalds .jpg?

how cliche

I ordered that Filet O Fish without tartar sauce, idiot. What, are you stupid or something?

Oh wait....

GO INMEM GO!!!!!!!

rather be stupid and fit than, well, fat

Top 6-7 bro. Top 6 or 7.

Nothing personal, by the way, Hootie. I didn't vote for you as DOTY or anything. I don't have any problem with you. It's just that I'm kind of shocked you're thinking you're being witty.

Well, congratulations I guess. You certainly have cornered the market on your choice.

Thanks bud.

Having a job where you're on your feet all day will do that for you. They don't allow you to sit on a stool behind the counter, right?

I don't think I'm being witty in this thread.

My overall posting style is quite witty and amazing. I can't help it. It's just who my e-persona is.

Ok. I look forward to reading a witty post from you someday.