I met Mark Cuban tonight
 

Walking around downtown during SXSWinteractive, and I come up to a crosswalk, waiting for the light.

I glance to my left, and there's Cubes, chilling in a Tshirt and sunglasses, right next to me.

He glances over at the same time and I'm like, "Hi Mark, nice to meet you." He smiles back and says, "Nice to meet you, too man." Just a normal, nice dude.

We keep walking and he turns down the block. My girlfriend goes "Was that a friend of yours?"

"No sweetie, that is the richest man you'll ever meet in your life."
"What??"

She nearly shit a brick when I told her he was a multi-billionaire, with a "B," and we had the obligatory hypothetical discussion regarding indecent proposals.

All in all, a good night.

Indeed, a cool story, my bros.

Cool.

Story

Obligatory, who???

Bro.

Your girlfriend wants to **** Mark Cuban.

I'd let Mark Cuban **** my girl, but he's gotta pay.

Like you'd have a choice

Yeah? You brought me cookies once. That was more special for me! :)

I just asked her if she knows who Mark Cuban was. She said she thinks he is a famous cigar manufacturer. I'm not sure whether to laugh, cry, or kick her out of my place.

LMAO

Just let Cuban snort coke off her tits instead.

What's happening in Russia?