**OFFICIAL End of the Internet thread**
 

Okay gang, as many of you know, the Conficker virus is set to activate at midnight tonight and will wreak havoc on your computers. Our eastern time zone members will be gone in less than an hour.

Please use this thread to say your final goodbyes.

I know it's true because I got it in an email.

Tonight at Midnight. Conficker will activate.


This is an extreme virus with no cure, and no way to easily take off a computer. Do not download files. Do not use flashdrives. Do not use any means of transferring data. In fact. go into your room in your house right now, and unplug your internet access, and scan your computer with Whatever you have.


Why? Why should I care?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/<wbr>Conficker


This is real. not a hoax. Not a scare. It has already infected the British.


It:
Will not allow itself to be deleted
Will boot up in safe mode.
Will clog your Ram and Hard Drive
Infect your network and all windows devices on the network. (a.k.a. No internet for you)
Will AUTOMATICALLY be downloaded to ANY device connected to your computer. Thus infecting ANYTHING you plug it into.
Will disable ALL Anti-Virus, anti-malware, .etc and render them unable to scan ANYTHING on your computer.
Will disable ALL windows protection software.
Will allow ANYTHING, hackers, viruses, identity stealers. into your network.


"My computer is running fine though!"


Thats because it activates at midnight tonight


This is a nuclear war on the internet. Even the Microsoft ENGINEERS and Virus Software Anylists cannot kill the damn thing in its active phase.


Its dormant. It will activate at midnight. Cut off your internet for ONE day. Maybe even thursday. Scan All of your windows stuff now. it's circulating so at Midnight it will strike. and strike HARD.


"But I have a firewall !"


That would work IF we knew where it comes from on the port ranges! Why would I be telling you this if i wasn't worried. I personally am pulling my internet tonight, for good measure.


Forward this to anyone you care about. people need to know this stuff.


Before it's too late.

I'm outta here before midnight. Won't get back on a computer until I get to work in the morning. Won't be back on my laptop until after work. I've done everything I can. Whatever happens happens.

How do you find out if you have it or not?

Well. Bye.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...ombstone03.jpg

Much ado about nothing. I'd be surprised if this had anyone near the impact that the media is predicting...

Oh, you have it, there's nothing you can do now but bid farewells.

ehh

I've caught worse from p0rn sites ROFL


besides my computer at home iss already messed up from some shit

Dude, it's already affected the British! It's time to panic!

So long...

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**** you all. I hope you get tangled up in a burning AIDS bush.

Adios Friends.

*Only Charger fan to ever reach 10,000 posts*

FMP

You could have just said..

see above post...

n00b

My bad. RIP my British brothers and sisters. We'll be joining you soon - save me a good seat!

****er... you had to beat me to the punch one last time, didn't you.

Or

My Mac will be fine.

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I've resigned myself to waiting it out and hoping the world doesn't end:D

Then the internet will be full of pretentious pricks.

Have fun.

LOL, JK BRO!

Did you stock up on TB & twinkies?

...

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Oh shit, it's worse than I originally thought. The internet will continue to exist, but it will be populated strictly by Apple fanboys. Oh the horror!

this really did cause mass chaos

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What's gonna happen? I thought they steal your personal info and stuff. If not and they just spam you, then whats the big deal? Just reinstall windows. I'm just praying I have it on my work computer and not this one. My work computer is beyond fucked up.

Cuck Funficker!!!

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I suppose I could hang on here for 20 minutes to see what happens...

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So us mac users will have the interwebs all to ourselves.

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Jesus Christ Sam, how many damn parts does that thing have?

Sam Hall, you post whore you.

The only thing I regret...

...is not calling more of you guys reeruns.

Linux too.

reerun.

I got an idea.

Stay with me here.

Lets all...ok...lets all give eachother as much pos rep as possible.

I mean I'm not a rep-whore.

That's a great idea!

Conficker screws with the rep system, and all attempts at positive rep become negative. It's vicious and cannot be defeated.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -*BZZT*

http://madeinhead.org/anism/wp-conte...wnmowerman.jpg

:clap:

The "War of the Worlds" broadcast was so technically brilliant it made people evacuate their homes and head for safer ground. Some people literally freaked out thinking martians were attacking. There was a message before the show saying it was a dramatization, but most people were watching another show. They tuned it late and freaked out because they trusted radio to provide news.

Lawnmower Man

http://www.knightriderpc.com/images/arnold.gif

Get to da choppa!

God damned movie was reeruned. Read the Stephen King short story instead.

As it should be..... :D

God damned movie was reeruned. Read the Stephen King short story instead.

But uh, do it quickly, I guess.

A similar "War of the Worlds" broadcast occurred in a third world country a couple decades ago. People got so upset they burned down the radio station that broadcast it.

I liked it. However I was maybe 12 or so the last time I saw it.

OH NOESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS IT'S HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Stephen King story has nothing to do with the movie, as far as I know... (aside from the title)

Nothing in common with it, to say the least. That was back when I was like 14, and hooked on Stephen King. It, The Stand, etc.

Meh, it was entertaining. The book was by far better but that is normal.

Yeah, but there'll only be 20 or 30 of them. :D

LMAO

So true

HALP! MY COMPUTER STOPPED!!

Oh wait. I'm on a Mac. No one gives a shit about those. I'm safe.

Not for you, you're on mountain time you lucky bastard.

The rest will be at coffee shops "writing".

Breaking News:

We're still here.

It's a Conficker trick - don't believe it! The east coast is in flames...

CONFICKER TERMINATES SCOTT PIOLI
TAKES OVER AS CHIEFS GM


THE DEAL IS DONE

For a simple Paypal payment of $19.95, I'll PM you the secret to surviving the Cornficker massacre. Don't wait. You only have minutes left!

My internet is uncharacteristically slow right now. The end is nearing.

.....


http://i.testfreaks.com/images/produ...net.363083.jpg

"Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!"

I don't even HAVE an intarweb. Do you know where I could get a good deal on one?

One last reminder folks.

http://tf2.digitaljedi.com/wp-conten...8/02/18-11.jpg

So Say We All.

So Say We All.

So Say We All.

So this kicks off at midnight on April Fool's day. Interesting... This is probably some prank virus Bill Gates made while he was bored one day.

In Japan it's called Kownfricker

DT

Well, that prank he called Vista sure did screw a lot of people....:)

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