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Weirdest place you've ever beat it (https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=284675)

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Originally Posted by confused (Post 10720197)

Thread title explains it all. What's the oddest place you've ever gotten your nut on at? For me, it was my youngest daughter's birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese. Ended up staying 3 hours longer than expected (thanks to 13 kids showing up) and had to entertain myself somehow.

What do you guys have? Be specific.

http://i.imgur.com/VgUPW95.gif

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Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 10720316)

Church when I was 16. I was seeing this girl who kept rubbing on me underneath the table. It was just like the scene in Wedding Crashers.

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j1...f?t=1314407049

A pool shed. Middle of summer.

Real kinky man. The pump was going, too.

I also had a night class and before it I got bored sitting in the office of my college newspaper...I had a key to the newsroom and the door was locked, no one else in there...so took off the edge.

Lol, confused may be the most underrated troll on the board.

On ChiefsPlanet........

Actually, this is a weird thread. Nevermind.

WTF...:eek::fear::bolt:

That's ****ing creepy OP.

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Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10720365)

A pool shed. Middle of summer.

Real kinky man. The pump was going, too.

ROFL

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Originally Posted by PackerinMo (Post 10720499)

ROFL This is hilarious to me because I change the pool filter everyday without beating it in the shed.

You know how you have to lube up the o-ring on those old-school pool pumps?

Yeah.

I was probably 16 or 17 years old.

I really wanted to bring a girl home from school and do her in that shed. It would have been the perfect place for a quickie.

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Originally Posted by confused (Post 10720197)

Did you like, go to the bathroom to do this? If not, what did you do? Beat it under the table? Beat it behind the big music-playing animals? Did you just openly whip it out in front of everyone? Please don't tell me you jacked it while wading in the balls...I've heard horror stories about those ball rooms. What made you do it? A milf? Was the band playing the song, "Beat It" and you took them literally?

Wow...this OP has me confused to a WTF level.

I've jerked off while driving. That's probably the weirdest for me. I've also managed to have sex while driving and back in the day I used to get a fair amount of road head and road handies.

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Originally Posted by rico (Post 10720537)

This is like SR-level questioning about his jerking habits. :eek:

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Originally Posted by Fried Meat Ball! (Post 10720543)

This is like SR-level questing about his jerking habits. :eek:

Well... the OP is so strange that it raises a lot of questions. Not to mention, I think the dude is trolling, so if he were willing to answer those questions, I can't help, but wonder what his responses will be...