Mother's day
 

it's coming up again (may 12th)



anyone have any cool ideas for mom gifts?

I'm going to have my Dad deliver mom a used organ!

I really wish we could get rid of all the manufactured holidays.

i'm a mother lover.

My mom pretends it's her birthday. My dad get's her a cake.

He also gets Jesus a cake on Christmas.

My dad likes cake.

Honoring mothers on a certain day in spring actually dates back to the 1600s in England.

Father's day is 100% manufactured, though.

Yeah, but it was actually created by all the goldsmiths & silversmiths.

Haven't spoken to my my mother since my release from prison.

You can't go back and visit her?




I keed

Take her to the TPC Golf tourney in Sawgrass.

Mom got probation. I took the rap. She was innocent. Never be a felon. Never.

Having me was gift enough. Can't top that.

How about a really good set of cooking pans?

too mundane?


we have lots of foodies on this board, i think ... what is the top of the line stuff?

Candlesticks are always a good gift.