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"Someday, lad, all this will be yours."

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Hey Ricky, I heard that it's nice in Cleveland....

"I hate you ricky..."

"Where's Silent Bob?"

Damn Ricky, I'm sorry. I forgot the blackout was today.

nice.

Since when did they start letting punters' girlfriends on the sidelines?

Stanzi: you may have the most secure job on this entire ****ing planet.

Stanzi: "Hey man, didn't you get the word? We're all wearing black today in protest."

annnnd there you have it folks!!

Many thanks.

Ricky, 80's cover band on line one.

Party on Wayne!

Ricky don't lose my number. You don't wanna call nobody else.

Aloha, Mr. Foot.

"I told you you wouldn't be able to get Dontari to sing 'Berserker'."

Colquitt: Can you believe Coach had me PUNT and we're down by 22 with less than 4 minutes to play?!

Stanzi: I think Coach has a concussion, man...

We're men in tights

i just picture stanzi doin this everyday

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Ricky: "You sure are lucky. You get a helmet, pads, and a jersey. All they give me is this shitty wrist band with secret codes on it."

"but, I don't like it...."

"Geno's coming and I'm scared".

Winner.

But wait. This one was earlier. Maybe it wins.

Colquitt: Man, Pioli has got huge tits. He has to be wearing at least a C cup.

Stanzi: No dude, double-D's. At least that's what Matty told me.

"Everything the light touches..."

Stanzi: Ahhh maannn, are you serious? You mean to tell me we can't munch out on twinkies or ding dongs now?

Colquitt: Yeah dude, it sucks. And no more Wonder Bread either. What kind of bullshit is that?