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Swimming? I'm making Phelps' preparation in the pool look comical. Spelling bee? E-n-d-o-p-l-a-s-m-i-c-r-e-t-i-c-u-l-u-m, bitch. Basketball? Double-doubles on double-doubles pussy. Getting women? Orgies with the varsity cheerleaders as a freshman mother****er. |
God is a big fan of irony:
http://tinyurl.com/lg2nbte A judge who presides over a drug court in Florida is entering rehab after unprofessional acts on the job. Broward County Judge Gisele Pollack, who has been open about her past troubles with alcohol, admits she suffered a relapse, the South Florida Sun Sentinel reported. Other media outlets alleged that she was drunk in court on Tuesday, the day that her behavior seemed inappropriate. On Tuesday, she abruptly adjourned the misdemeanor drug court that she founded after being in session for only 90 minutes. Later, she was allegedly seen screaming at an assistant and demanding that someone return her car keys to her, CBS Miami reported. It appeared to an unnamed source that she had been crying. The Miami New Times reported that another judge intervened to remove Pollack from the courtroom after she cursed at a co-worker, saying the employee would be fired. A judge for nine years, Pollack, 55, earns $134,280, according to the Sun Sentinel. Pollack didn't return to work on Wednesday, but on Thursday she told reporters that she'd take two weeks off for "an intense outpatient program," the Sun Sentinel said. While campaigning in 2004, Pollack came under fire for violating the spirit of Alcoholics Anonymous meetings by essentially delivering stump speeches to the other addicts in attendance. |
600 People Involved in Movie Theater Brawl, 5 Arrested
Sounds more like a riot! :PPL:
Five teenagers were arrested when a 600-person brawl broke out in a Florida movie theater's parking lot on Christmas night. Described by police as a "melee," the fight occurred around 8:30 p.m. on Wednesday outside the Hollywood River City 14 movie theater in Jacksonville when a group tried to storm the theater's doors without purchasing tickets, police said. Several had rushed an off-duty police officer working as a security guard. http://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/tO...6_16x9_608.jpg The officer "administered pepper spray to disperse the group, locked the doors and called for backup, following protocol," said Lauri-Ellen Smith, a spokeswoman for the Jacksonville Sheriff's Office. Soon after the pepper spray was used, "upward of 600 people moving throughout a parking lot about the size of a football field began fighting, disrupting and jumping on cars," she said. Sixty-two police officers were called to the scene to break up the brawl, "sequestering them and separating them," Smith said. Only minor injuries and damage to property were reported. No gunshots were fired, according to Smith. 600 People Involved in Movie Theater Brawl, 5 Arrested All five of the people arrested on the scene were charged with crimes related to fighting. Three of those arrested, including one minor, were charged with felonies. Two other juveniles, who have not been named by police, were charged with misdemeanors. Tevyn Alonza Davis, 19, was charged with resisting arrest and breach of the peace. Jaquade Marquis Miller, 18, was charged with fighting and resisting arrest. Khalil Ahmad Bradley, 17, the only minor charged with a felony, was arrested for resisting arrest, refusal to disperse and breach of the peace. Davis and Bradley each "took a fighting stance" when confronted by police and told to leave the area, according to arrest reports. Miller, too, "took an aggressive stance" when told by police to leave the parking lot. According to the movie theater's website, the cinema was showing "Tyler Perry's A Medea Christmas," "47 Ronin," "Grudge Match," "Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues" along with several other movies. |
It wouldn't be New Years without new Florida News!
http://tinyurl.com/n43hm2d A Florida man is facing battery charges after allegedly assaulting his wife with a turkey neck. Michael Mullady was arrested last Thursday after he got into a verbal argument with his wife when she wouldn't let him have the checkbook. Then he allegedly began breaking things in the kitchen of their home in Spring Hill, Fla., ABC Action News.com reported. When Mullady's wife tried to walk away, cops say he grabbed a turkey neck from the counter, struck her in the neck with it, then threw it at her as she retreated, RawStory.com reported. Authorities said Mullady admitted throwing the turkey neck at his wife, but did not recall striking her on the neck,TampaBay.com reported. He was placed under arrest and charged with one count of domestic battery. He was released on $1,000 bail and ordered not to go near his wife. |
Florida News has been jumpin' since the New Year began. Here's an overview of stuff that has already happened just nine days into 2014:
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You butter not cross this woman. Florida woman Jennifer Feagley, 24, allegedly beat her roommate with a cane during an argument about butter, then blamed it on pregnancy hormones, the Orlando Sentinel reported. Volusia County Sheriff's deputies say Feagley, who is 6 months pregnant, became enraged when her 59-year-old roommate, Patricia Marson, put butter on the stove Tuesday night. Feagley allegedly whomped Marson in the head, got on top of her and punched her multiple times before busting out a cane and hitting her five times with it. When deputies arrived, they say Feagley told them that hormones from her pregnancy were causing her anger, according to Click Orlando. She also said that she has schizoaffective disorder, but has not been taking medication because of the pregnancy. Butter isn't the only food to inspire unbridled rage recently. Last week, an Iowa man was arrested after allegedly pulling a knife on his brother for eating too many peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. |
Kayla Shavers, of New Port Richey, was charged with child neglect after police say she left her two young children in a freezing car on Thursday to go hog hunting, WTSP reports.
The 31-year-old who said she went after the hogs because they had been tearing up her property, allegedly left her 9-year-old and 8-month-old alone in the car, which was not running, around 7 a.m. on Thursday. The temperature was 38 degrees, according to WPTV. The 9-year-old did not have a coat. The 9-year-old called 911, saying he was cold and "a police car would be warmer," according to Bay News 9. Police say they aren't sure how long the children were alone in the car, but after arriving at the scene it was about 40 minutes before Shavers emerged from the woods, clad in camo. "Kudos to that little 9-year-old boy," Sheriff Chris Nocco told WTSP. Nocco says the boy may have saved the baby's life. Authorities say Shavers claimed she was close enough to the car to respond if her children needed help. She also allegedly said she left the keys in the car for the 9-year-old to turn it on if needed, but he apparently wasn't able to do so. More: http://www.wtsp.com/news/local/artic...go-hog-hunting |
Mother of the Year
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Race Car Driver Rogerio Scotton Wants To Show Jury His Sex Tapes Jurors are the finders of facts and -- if one Florida race car driver has his way -- the watchers of homemade porn. Rogerio Scotton, 42, of Boca Raton, faces 26 counts of mail fraud and is also accused of marrying his wife for immigration purposes, according to the SunSentinel. Scotton, who is representing himself after dismissing six defense attorneys, said this week he wants to show the jury a sex tape featuring himself and his wife to prove that his marriage wasn't a sham cooked up to get the Brazilian racer permanent residence status. U.S. District Judge Robin Rosenbaum urged Scotton to come to an agreement with prosecutors that would eliminate the need to show jurors the intimate footage. "I don't think that it would be fair to your wife," Rosenbaum told Scotton to which the defendant replied, "Why is the privacy of my wife important at this point? I'm facing jail time." WPTV reports that Scotton was arrested in connection to his mail-order business in which he shipped products at cut-rate prices, allegedly by setting up phony accounts with UPS and FedEx. He faces up to 20 years in jail if convicted. |
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