No bath for 60 years eats dead animals(so do I sort of I guess) smokes shit LITERALLY and cigarettes and so far has lived to 80!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He should do an infomercial. |
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I thought 2 days was rough.
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Nobody ever told me this was a real thing or I may have gone for it.
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"Here's to you, Mr. No Bathing World Record Holder!
(Mr. No Bathing World Record Holder...) You've gone 60 years without bathing!" ..."Did I read that right, 60 years?!?" Marty, stop the background music, I gotta hurl." Side note: How the heck would you verify that kind of record? |
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I'm shocked the article doesn't mention anything about a wife or children.
Shocked, I say. |
Verification? Could be only 59 years.
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Kinda like checking the age of a tree. |
Ask him how long since he brushed his teeth....
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Frankie?
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