Hot Pockets Unfit for Human Consumption
 

But you probably knew that already....

http://www.kolotv.com/home/headlines...246064471.html

Nestle is voluntarily recalling two of its Hot Pockets products as part of a larger meat recall.

The food maker said Tuesday that it is recalling an unspecified number of "Philly Steak" and its "Croissant Crust Philly Steak and Cheese" Hot Pockets in certain sizes.

Nestle says the products may have been affected by a meat recall by Rancho Feeding Corp. that was announced last week.

Rancho is recalling more than 8.7 million pounds of beef products after regulators said that it processed diseased and unhealthy animals without a full inspection. The USDA says the products were unfit for human consumption.

No illnesses have been reported.

Nestle says a small quantity of meat from Rancho was used at a California production facility that makes Hot Pockets.

Obligatory Jim Gaffigan "Hot Pockets" video...

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Good, I had the Pepperoni for lunch. You had me worried there.

Disgusting.

Welp...
There goes my Hot Pockets and curdled milk diet.

Who is buying and eating that shit? Please stop.

Ban hot pockets.

No, really. They shouldn't be made available for purchase.

The "No, disgusting Pig" types.

I wouldn't feed hot pockets to pets or livestock, let alone my family.

JFC. Gross.

The best time to buy them is now. They'll be double checking all the hog anus for quality after this.

I bought a Hot Pocket one time. Once. I took one tiny careful bite, which caused a volcanic eruption of pepperoni magma that melted off half of my tongue.

Never again.

I love beef pockets.

Wait, they're claiming that prior to this, Hot Pockets were made from meat that wasn't diseased?

While I've never eaten a hot pocket before, shouldn't the title be Beef from Rancho Feeding Corp. unfit for human consumption instead of hot pockets.

I tried one when the first came out. Ham & cheese, I think it was. ****ing gross, and I like those cheap ass Banquet pot pies.