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Pussy Control Issues
After a good long dating career, I may have had my last piece of strange. Met a girl at a SB party who's a solid 8.5 (minimum), younger, fun, educated, good job, same values, etc. She's on a 6 month lease, which creates some implications for moving in down the road.
The problem is her cat, pictured below. It was an ill advised gift from an ex (who I'd now like to kick in the balls). Apparently he's destructive, neurotic, eats uncontrollably, and emphatically does not like my dog. This is not my dog's fault, who's pretty mellow and enjoys licking/humping cats. She's attached to it and feels guilty for leaving said cat alone. Which is the natural and empathetic reaction of a well-adjusted person, but it cuts into certain activities and is generally problematic. So, any advice you can give on dog/cat acclimation or dealing with a psycho cat in general (other than antifreeze) would be very much appreciated. |
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feed him ... if he starts looking at you as a provider of food he will be nicer.
also allow him some control with interactions with you and his environment. ie places to hide that only he goes ... high shelves for him to perch on ... let him come to you a few times and sniff around you to get used to you. as for your dog, could luck with that |
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Antifreeze.
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Jesus, 10 posts in, this place is slipping
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get a polar bear
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you met a chick at a superbowl party, less than 2 weeks ago, now you want to move in with her? c'mon man.
Or is she preggers already? lol |
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I assume he already tried that and it didn't work |
Pics of said 8.5?
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We have 2 cats (13,10) and a lab that is 8. The 10 year old fat cat has always disliked the dog, doesn't have anything to do with it. The 13 year old tiny cat hissed at the dog, slapped him upside the head, and now sleeps on the dogs head and they clean each other. The dog was introduced to the same way to both cats. Generally the way I've always understood introductions was to separate them by a door, move items back and forth so that they get used to the smell of the other before they are forced to deal with the other. Even trade sides of the door. Outside of that, good luck!
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teach your dog this trick.
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The issue I see was already raised by BUMP in post #13.....you met a chick two weeks ago and are talking about moving her in.....you have the thread mis-titled.....it should be "Pussy WHIPPED Issues"
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You're not going to change the cat. Either secretly kill it or get used to it's behavior....
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Hire a hitman. Or grab a pillow case put cinderblock in it and throw the cat in the bag into a river or something
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Good luck controlling a cat.
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it's you or the cat.......let her decide.
If she doesn't decide now, you will find out later down the road and it might be you she kicks to the curb...best to know now. or You stick that cat in the suitcase that is in the picture and you send it "packing" |
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You could also try the water gun technique on the cat, or train the dog to stay away from the cat. Understand that cats like attention on their terms, Dogs want attention. Cats will generally leave a situation they don't like, so make sure he can get away.
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Will never work.
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put leather gloves on..grab it by the neck throw it in a box...drive out of the city...open the box, have your 12 gauge loaded with buck shot, shoot twice just to be sure
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God damn guys. How many times do I have to give out this amazing advice?!
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Sounds like she wont come over to **** bc she doesnt want to leave the cat alone at home.
Go to her house and ****? Make the cat watch. Flip it the bird while ****ing. Accidently finish on the cats face and call it good. |
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Buy the cat a t-shirt to wear that is not overly tight but not too loose either. This is GUARANTEED to calm the cat down as soon as it is put on. Cats do not like the restraint and it will calm it down and make it less aggressive. This is also good to make them sleep all through the night.
Also, as a bonus, it gives you an excuse to buy her and the cat something simple and she will probably love buying clothes for it. |
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I have been using a Royals or Chiefs jersey on my cat ever since I got him as a kitten 2 and a half years ago. I initially did it to keep him from driving me nuts at night. It worked instantly and he sleeps all through the night with no disruptions ever. At this point it is with or without the shirt. And actually, I have even began seeing special cat shirts/trainers in the stores designed specifically for cat training that they are supposed to wear to improve behavior. I have no doubt they work but it is basically just a fancy looking shirt. |
Yeah. Buy pet clothing. Dress up the cat.
Finally someone is talking some sense here..... |
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The cat is not getting enough exercise/stimulation. Cats like to hunt and pounce and if they don't have anything for them to release that energy on then they'll **** shit up. 'til the cat mellows out the dog will probably be hated.
Oh and if you start being it's "provider" by feeding it expect it to come to you whenever it thinks it's hungry, even if it has food or it's the middle of the night. Why not keep it in the pet carrier/kennel part of the time? |
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Shoot with a super soaker any time it gets near the dog.
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You people are MEAN.
It's just a pussy. Live and let live. If you don't like the cat then find a girl that likes doggies. |
if you live in Missouri the river should be near by...
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take it and throw it on said ex boyfriends porch..
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If you keep the cat, this might come in handy.
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Well maybe it's time to teach the kitty who's boss. One day just shave it and tell her you always prefer your kitties well groomed.
Then again you could try the pharmaceutical approach. Find out whatever food the cat loves and slip some weed(or maybe some xanax) in it a hour before 'activities'. Cat gets mello and you get your groove on. Just make sure you don't mix up the weed butter with some LSD...that can cause issues.... |
give it away on craigslist then when she ask where the cat is you tell her she ran away and you couldn't find her.
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Met two weeks ago - making plans to move in. :clap:
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Take the cat. Send 8.5 down the road. She has made a cat crazy. Think about it....
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Met her at this years SB party? Aren't you rushing things a bit?
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Worse comes to worst you could always try this approach. But you'd probably have to season it well to hide the gaminess.
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Your real problem will be coming home and find the ex visiting the cat.
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What happens when the cat ends up your cat in a year and 6 months. Regardless cats ****ing stink like shit I highly recommend city kitty unless you like amonia piss smell http://www.citikitty.com/ or fake a doctors visit and a cat alergy right before she is supposed to move in and have a adoptive home on standby. CHECK CHECK FELINE REROUTE HUT HUT HUT |
Unless you are 75, this relationship is moving way to fast.
You realize 8.5's can play the role of Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction? |
You are thinking about moving in together after meeting her 2 weeks ago?
Is this real life? |
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That angry cat has to be one of the best memes out there.
I chuckle every time I see it. |
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