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Roy,
Somebody is in charge of your daughter-in-law's birth control, right? I mean, I like III and all but I don't see the kid as a papa just yet.

I'll shut up and mind my own now.

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs

Females are disgusting creatures.

I guess I don't need to pick on you anymore. You just keep doing it to yourself.

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Originally Posted by Phobia

Roy,
Somebody is in charge of your daughter-in-law's birth control, right? I mean, I like III and all but I don't see the kid as a papa just yet.

I'll shut up and mind my own now.

Thanks for the visual, poor Roy II having to glove up his son is not a pleasant thought.

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Originally Posted by morphius

Of course we could turn this into the "III getting more tail then Jamie thread"...

nah, we would never do that.

If what I hear from most married men is true, that will not neccesarily be the case.....

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Originally Posted by SPchief

When is the baby due?

Excellent! Someone actually used those quotes as a sig. :thumb:

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Originally Posted by raiderhader

If what I hear from most married men is true, that will not neccesarily be the case.....

Still isn't saying much for you, then. :p

Damn I'm waiting for pics & update.
Please don't leave us hanging.

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Originally Posted by wutamess

Damn I'm waiting for pics & update.
Please don't leave us hanging.

You want jerkoff material from the marriage thread........you are my hero for saying so.

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

anecdote of tonights post wedding festivities.

ahem...

The autumn wind was a pirate...a thief of hearts and virginity. Wedded bliss in the back yard, Judge Bufford T Justice officiating. Vows exchanged with most of the words spoken back in basically the correct order. The Wedded couple headed for the honeymoon suite, the Bride, in her canvas dress was whisked away by the groom, pulling her briskly in a freshly washed Radio Flyer red wagon.

The couple retired anxiously to the confines of the honeymoon suite at the hotel 6, complete with Hotub and free cable.

Like a hungry lumberjack, the groom firmly throws the new bride, trembling with nervousness of her impending cervical destruction to the well worn bedding as he might chop at an oak with strait beems.

Coitus Interuptus....

a confused groom reaches for the phone, dialing the numbers from the calling card provided for, in case of emergeyncy by his father.....

riiiiing riiiiiiiing "hello, this is Iowanian"
"uhh uhh..hi this is III....I'm having my wedding bliss, and I'm trying to follow your advice about the ATM......I've had her neked in a dog like position for 20 minutes....I've swiped the credit card down her butt crack at least 50 times, and I'm trying to push the brown number button for English or Espanish but its not giving me options for withdrawl or deposit"

"drop by Urban dictionary dot com, III...it might have a picture, good luck, congrats"

Here it is, the golden material I knew that would be present in this thread.

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Originally Posted by Logical

Thanks for the visual, poor Roy II having to glove up his son is not a pleasant thought.

OH! GOOD GOD, MAN! I think Phil was probably thinking along the lines of making sure the girl takes her pills. But I see where your mind is, freak. Thanks for sharing it with the rest of us. :shudder:

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Originally Posted by luv

Still isn't saying much for you, then. :p

Never said it was.

Holy Crap. Mary, mother of Jesus....how'd I miss THIS thread....

Congrats, JR. I guess.... :hmmm:

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Originally Posted by raiderhader

Never said it was.

Don't take me seriously. Especially right now. I'm just givin' ya shit.

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Originally Posted by raiderhader

Excellent! Someone actually used those quotes as a sig. :thumb:

Damn right, I wasn't going to let that slide at all.