So when does Draft Planet get a link at the top of the Lounge?
 

Draft talk is picking up. I'm just curious if we're waiting until the Super Bowl or what.

It's an exciting time for the Chiefs, and I want to soak up this historic offseason as much as I can.

Did Direckshun put you up to this?

It's a good time to announce that the official song of DraftPlanet this offseason is Seven Nation Army, by the White Stripes.

IT'S TIME, BRING DIRECKSHUN HIS TROPHY

Right after we talk about how many pounds of fried chicken Fat Scott eats in his moo moo every day.

No. I want it back up ASAP. I'm not going to bitch, but I'm curious if there's a timetable in place

Goddamnit, I had just finally gotten that damn song out of my head.

Not soon enough if you ask me.

THANKS, MOM!

Would "now" be sufficient?

My sig is sufficient.

While you're actually doing some work around here, can you ban Hootie again? Manning's done for the season, I think we've had enough for this year.

Do not tempt him! Is not the miracle of Draft Planet enough?

Sure. What's his name? Captain Tasty Nuts? He should have been banned the moment he revealed he was rooting for the Broncos anyway.

Any other requests?

Free Trident Gum

Yeah it's Captain Tasty Freeze, or something like that. You should at least change it to Captain Manning's Nuts after yesterday. Make him own his embarrassment.

I second this.

Bugeater wanted me to ask this - When are tags coming back?

Bullshit. You're the same poster and always have been.

How dare you, sir. I would never root for Nebraska.

Maybe not in real life. How can I be sure the Nebraska persona isn't some elaborate coverup you created?

Bowser wants to know if he can get his username changed to Turd Burglar.

Thirded.

I learned my lesson with Skinbra. Never again.

Can I get my thread starting privileges back?

That's not my name....

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I'd like some gold bars. Possible?

YOU LOSE. YOU GET NOTHING. GOOD DAY SIR!

Best I can do on short notice is red.

LMAO

Son of a bitch LMAO

BUGEATER WANTS TERRIBLE AND HUMILIATING THINGS DONE TO HIS USERNAME, TOO

Heh

ROFL

Cornholeeater

LMAO Hootie's name is changed, my work is done here. Really we should force that name on him until Manning wins a playoff game again.

Me gusta this idea.

He's going to be stuck forever LMAO

Can an "I was right about Geno" thread be a sticky?

LMAO

Link?

That's all you got?

Hell, Poopeater would even be better

Phobia ****ing cracks me up. Nice thread.

WTF IS THIS SHIT

Wowa....how did Sorter make the red so fast..?

:popcorn:

Mod abuse is a beautiful thing

Says the guy not named Turd Burglar.

I think it's a catchy username. I'm sure it will grow on you.

Maybe, but I'm not getting my hopes up.

How does that corn from two days ago taste?

What a glorious thread!

I asked for gold bricks and got red ones instead LMAO

Apparently, the mods are stingy with their natural resources.

Turds. I burgle them.

Nope, not working.

Who runs and goes plop in the dead of night?

Cornholeeater

Welcome, Turd Burglar.
You last visited today at 01:14 AM

I neg repped Sorter's bitch ass into oblivion.

DO NOT MESS WITH ME

All it took was one neg from SNR and I was destroyed.


Do not **** with him.

Stealing the poops from a kitty litter box sinve yesterday.

Yea, I could put nuggets like this in there.

Gil Brandt ‏@Gil_Brandt

I'd be surprised if 2 QBs didn't go in first round. Both Geno Smith and Barkley land there in my first mock draft, out tomorrow. #nfldra