Lets do this!

Yes Sir!
I have qualifications.....No Sir! You didn't ask...Yes Sir! I will Shut UP.

Recognizing your outdoor skills, we are placing you indoors and teaching you a marketable skill for your post-Army life. You are a...

Nurse Corps Officer

OVERVIEW

Nurse Corps officers lead a nursing team that cares for Soldiers and their families. As part of the Army Nurse Corps, they play an important role in improving the overall quality of life for Soldiers and their families.

JOB DUTIES

Organize resources for patients and their families for help with inpatient, outpatient and home care
Command a shift on a nursing unit that is part of a field hospital or for an installation medical activity
Supervise all nursing care during your shift at all levels of command

REQUIREMENTS

Active duty and Army Reserve must have a bachelor’s degree in nursing from an accredited school.

TRAINING

Job training for a Nurse Corps officer includes completing an Officer Basic Leadership Course, which introduces you to the Army Health Care system, Army doctrine and basic Soldier/leader skills.
HELPFUL SKILLS

Ability to make accurate, immediate decisions
Perform under stress
Apply critical technical and thinking skills
Tremendous concentration
COMPENSATION

Active Duty

Receive Army Nurse Accession Bonus
Nurse Loan Repayment Program
Low-cost life and dental insurance,
Noncontributory retirement benefits with 20 years of qualifying service
30 days of paid vacation earned annually
Army Reserve

Qualified nurses can receive Special Pay
Health Care Professionals Loan Repayment Program
Noncontributory retirement benefits at age 60 with 20 years of qualifying service
Low-cost life and dental insurance
EDUCATION BENEFITS

The U.S. Army provides generous education loan-repayment programs, residency programs and continuing education opportunities to support your continued career growth and development.

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You're doing well at that. As a reward, we shall make you an...

Infantryman.

You report to me, you'll learn allot.

This is a lie. I haven't heard shit. You better be on the plane for Texans planet tonight.

Were going Hootler hunting.

I too, shall sign my life away...

Only if there's shooting. Because you, sir, are an...

infantryman.

Earp reporting in!

I don't necessarily want to be a part of the CP Army. But can I head the Chiefs Planet SS?

The OK Corral will never be the same after an 81 mm mortar hits it. You are an...

Indirect Fire Infantryman

(See earlier description.)

Get in here. You'd be perfect as a...

Patriot Fire Control Enhanced Operator/Maintainer

OVERVIEW

A PATRIOT fire control enhanced operator is responsible for operating/maintaining the entire PATRIOT missile system. An important part of the Army’s air defense, they launch advanced-technology ammunition that is capable of neutralizing multiple air targets.
JOB DUTIES

Responsible for placement of the PATRIOT system in the field
Real-time status reporting during combat
Maintenance on coordinate, communication and target-identification systems
Evaluate intelligence and identify targets
Establish radio and wire communications in the field
REQUIREMENTS

Those who want to serve must first take the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery, a series of tests that helps you better understand your strengths and identify which Army jobs are best for you.

TRAINING

Job training for a PATRIOT fire control enhanced operator requires 10 weeks of Basic Combat Training and 20 weeks of Advanced Individual Training with on-the-job instruction. Part of this time is spent in the classroom and in the field under simulated combat conditions.

Some of the skills you’ll learn are:

Operating PATRIOT technology and rocket systems
Calculating targets manually and electronically
Artillery tactics and battle strategy
HELPFUL SKILLS

Interest in missile and rocket operations
Physically and mentally fit to perform under pressure
Ability to multi-task
Plotting and reading maps
Capable of working as a team member
COMPENSATION

Total compensation includes housing, medical, food, special pay, and vacation time. Learn more about total compensation.

EDUCATION BENEFITS

In the Army, qualified students can earn full-tuition, merit-based scholarships, allowances for books and fees, plus an annual stipend for living expenses. Learn more about education benefits.

FUTURE CIVILIAN CAREERS

While there is no direct job equivalent in civilian life, the skills you learn such as teamwork, discipline and leadership will help you in any civilian career you choose.

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How did I get from SS to Patriot Fire Control Enhanced Operator?!

You should have turned left at Auschwitzquerque, doc.

You have to admit, it's kinda ironic that our one resident Iranian member is in charge of missile defense! :D