McRIB IS BACK!!!!
 

FUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKK YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

McRib Locater link:

http://mcriblocator.com/

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There is a God!

Pig vomit and cigarette butts > McRib

Meh

Mostly Soybean meat I take it?

Been back for awhile.

Probably some hooves and beaks too, but who gives a ****? It's all 100% delicious!

Totally worth coming off a vegan diet for!

When I worked at McDonald's, we'd wrap a McNugget in some McCheese and dip it in the McRib McSauce. That was good. I did that every day till I was fired.

And yoga mat.

I love that it's shaped like a back of ribs lol.

A lil hogfarmer cum in every bite

Nasty garbage for your gut. Gross

Had one the other day. I get one a year

The real winner here is Charmin.

You late

People actually get those?

Would rather be violated by a line of Raiders fans wearing Vader masks while being read Deberg threads on repeat by Gilbert Godfried than eat a McRib

Did they provide McInsurance for your impending McHeartAttack?

i see what you did there.

Id rather eat tomato soup from a colostomy bag.

I barfed in my mouth just by reading the topic title.

ive never eaten a tomato soup that wasnt less than bad, i have seen a colostomy bag that had worms in it. moving.

Leftover turkey sludge

gotta ask, wtf is turkey sludge? how is it leftover?

Heard some comedian assess this perfectly:

LOL ...that is a good description

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It's the only time I'll eat pork.

Love the McRib !

Puke.

The McRib is great, but I love BBQ.

Brilliant marketing having availability limited. That being said, I will probably give in and get one some hungover morning.

The McRib is not barbecue. **** you.

He didn't say it was barbecue. He said BBQ. And it is, because it has BBQ sauce on it.

No.

I wouldn't be eating any local pig for awhile....



Jeff Coon, who lives in central Kansas, received the phone call from daughter Heather Jones. Her husband, Michael A. Jones, is charged with child abuse, aggravated assault and aggravated battery.

An investigation into the boy’s disappearance is continuing and more charges are likely, authorities say. Investigators found human remains in a barn near this house in the 5200 block of North 99th Street in Wyandotte County.

Investigators found human remains in a barn near this house in the 5200 block of North 99th Street in Wyandotte County.

On Thanksgiving, the day authorities served a search warrant looking for a missing 7-year-old boy in Wyandotte County, Jeff Coon got a call from his daughter.

Heather Jones, 29, wasn’t crying. She wasn’t in a panic. Her father said she spoke as if she were having a routine conversation.

Michael A. Jones has been charged with child abuse, battery and assault after human remains were found Thursday in a barn in the 5200 block of North 99th Street.

“She told me that Mike killed the little boy and it would be all over the news,” Coon said Tuesday. “He fed him to the pigs, is all she said. … She just told me it was going to be all over the news, and that’s the last time we talked.”

News soon hit that Michael A. Jones, 44 — Heather’s husband for about seven years — had been arrested and charged with child abuse, aggravated assault and aggravated battery. Authorities also were investigating the discovery of human remains in a barn near where the family lived in the 5200 block of North 99th Street. Those remains have not been identified.

In the days since, District Attorney Jerome A. Gorman has said, without elaborating, that the case “is one of the worst things” police investigators have ever seen. He said he expected more charges to be filed later against Jones, who is being held in the Wyandotte County jail on $10 million bond.

Jones is the owner of a bail bonding business, but he is not approved to operate in Wyandotte County.

Police were first summoned the day before Thanksgiving on an armed disturbance call. Officers soon learned that a 7-year-old boy, referred to in court records as A.J., had been missing for an extended period of time.

Coon said he and his daughter are estranged and he had last talked to her about six months ago. He said he initially was surprised that she had called on Thanksgiving and then he didn’t believe what she was saying.

“I don’t know if I didn’t want to believe her,” he said. “She was just calm, just like we’re talking now. That’s why I never gave it another thought.”

Coon doesn’t get Kansas City television stations at his central Kansas home. But late last week he eventually pulled up news websites and saw the reports. Since then, he has continued to watch for updates.

Late last week, authorities removed six young girls from the home. They range in age from 10 to younger than 2 and are now in protective custody.

“The children are safe,” said Chris Schneider, a spokesman with the district attorney’s office.

Four of the girls are the biological children of both Heather and Michael Jones, Coon said. The two other girls, as well as the little boy, A.J., are believed to be Michael Jones’ children from previous relationships.

The siblings who are school age reportedly were home-schooled. Information provided by the Kansas Department of Education showed that the home was registered as a non-accredited private school in July 2012. Documents show that Michael A. Jones was the custodian of record. He declared the school’s name as “Jones academy.”

When Jones initially registered the school, he used an address in Oskaloosa, Kan. He updated the address in October 2014 to the Kansas City, Kan., residence.

Ann Bush, a spokeswoman with the Department of Education, said home schools register with the state, but there’s no oversight in place.

“Basically, they have to file with us,” Bush said. “The only purpose for that is for the transfer of records.”

More than 30,000 non-accredited private schools are registered in Kansas, but not all are active, she said.

Now Coon is left to wonder what happened to the little boy he had met two or three times, and why.

He hadn’t been to his daughter’s home in two years. The last time he saw A.J., he said, the boy was sweet and seemed to stay close to him.

“I just don’t understand what that little boy had done to get what he got,” Coon said. “There’s no reason for it.”

Read more here: http://www.kansascity.com/news/local...#storylink=cpy

LMAO

I never claimed it was. I made two separate statements. One is that the McRib is great, the other is that I love BBQ. I also, much to my wife's dismay really like spam.

The absolute worst sandwich known to man.

It's been back since like September

It's been gross since '81.

Oh good. Maybe we can get a McRib episode of "Gay Day with Clay"

I'd rather eat rooster jism eggs.

Not currently available in my area.

"This looks like a good place to stop for lunch."

- Michael Sam

I hope you went solo.

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

HOLY SHIT! THAT'S A RIOT AND I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT ONE BEFORE.

Taco Bell dump>McRib

Just go grab some pork and cook it. Throw it in a crock pot on low for eight hours with BBQ sauce and go to work. Grab some nice bread and condiments on your way home from work. It's cheaper and tastes better.

Ain't got no time for that.

Had my annual McRib feast today.

It tasted as shitty as I remember. Consistency is key here.

Disgusting, I bet its made out of kangaroo meat.

Real food misses out on a certain oomph that only cheap fast food can provide.

I grab fast food every once in a while. It just about always disappoints me.

Once in a great while, I will. But I'd rather cook something up real quick myself.

I've started doing this diner style burger, from start to actually eating, it's like 7 minutes.

Yeah I usually keep enough food in the house that it's more convenient to make my own. Even using inexpensive frozen burger patties I can quickly make a better burger.

I'd eat a McMuffin and Hashbrown every single day. So good.

McDonalds hash browns are good. McMuffins suck ass.

You take that back you food snob!

I generally don't like English muffins. And no.

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You're a terrible person.

The only good things at McDonalds are their McMuffin and hash browns. Everyone knows that....except Canadians. They know nothing.

I get a sausage egg and cheese McGriddle every now and again.

Sonics breakfast burritos are legit.

I'd probably say hash browns and their soda. All else can die in a fire.

You know how I know you have no taste....you drink soda.

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McDonalds. Where they give you great affordable healthy options like salads, yogurt, oatmeal & grilled chicken sandwiches, and people still pick the McRib & Dollar Cheeseburger.

You know how I don't care? I consider the source.

The McRib is alright, but everything from McDonald's besides their soda gives me the shits.

No it doesn't. You haven't had their healthy options, I bet. McDonalds get shit on, but they provide more healthy options than almost any fast food restaurant. It's there, nobody buys it. McDonalds advertises it. And they're still shit on, because they are too good at making extremely cheap, relatively tasty food (at least for the money)

I seriously would have to be going on multiple missed meals to eat anything other than their breakfast. I'd rather skip a meal than eat a McD's burger. They taste terrible.

I don't like their dollar menu and cheap burgers, but the BigMac isn't horrible. But, within the last decade lots of fast food burger joints have popped up that make a much better burger than McDonalds. They do need to reinvent their selves.

I'm gonna bet you've never eaten their healthy options.

Their apple pies aren't good either.

And seriously, the most healthy way is to not eat their food. Cook at home.

ROFL Apple Pie is not a healthy option.

Apples. Duh.

Nasty tasting stuff. Tried it 2 years ago when someone mentioned 'McRibs is back!!', and so many people were so excited. Figured I'd give it a try. Bad move, thought I was going to puke. So bland and untasty. Then again I've never liked ribs.

I've never understood the McRib hate.

If you don't like them, don't eat them. Nobody's twisting your arm.