ChiefsPlanet - Science Alien-Looking Skeleton Poses Medical Mystery

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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9648602)

So over coffee I had my wife look at this picture. As an Ancient Astronaut Theorist she said that the skeletal form was definitely not in the variance one finds is fetuses of that maturity. The skull shape is what one might find if the brain was over developed and possessed telepathic abilities. In her alien hybrid population 24 week alien babies, going froward, have "protruding" eyes just from the pressure of the space masks on around the nose and mouth of the infant to facilitate space breathing because the skull is still forming (as well as the brain). Getting mummified remains in the Chilean dessicating conditions should not be surprising.

So over a few lines of blow I had the ghostly withered penis of Benjamin Franklin look over this picture. As the partial spiritual remains of a Founding Father and all around bad ass, it said that the skeletal form was definitely not worldly in essence. The skull shape is what one would find in descendants of the ethereal plane of Ok Lan Feesuis if they were transported by tempic heart link. What appears to be dessication is actually the ritual consumption of excess flesh necessary to facilitate the transfer. The holy member said that according to the Sacred Pact the corpse should be covered in mayonnaise and burned to ash or we'd all be consumed by acidic demonfire. I don't know if it has to be "real" mayonnaise or not but somebody should probably go get some Hellman's.