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‘Weird Smell’ Saves Man from Poison Embedded in Wife’s 'Giner (https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=269456)

‘Weird Smell’ Saves Man from Poison Embedded in Wife’s 'Giner

Sounds like a healthy relationship....

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A man from the Brazilian city of São José do Rio Preto has accused his wife of trying to kill him by stuffing a poisonous substance into her vagina, and then asking him to perform oral sex on her.

The unidentified 43-year-old told police he was luckily deterred at the last minute by a "strong toxic smell" emanating from his spouse's private parts.

The man rushed to the hospital to have his stomach pumped, but doctors were unable to find any toxic substances in his system.

According to Argentina's La Razón, the woman later confessed to the crime and was found to have enough poison inside of her to kill both her husband and herself.

The wife reportedly requested a divorce from her husband prior to the incident in question.

http://gawker.com/5979655/weird-smel...-private-parts

Damn. First Aids and now poison?

Vaginas just aren't safe anymore.

Close enough to Florida to count.

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Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 9361921)

Close enough to Florida to count.

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h2...GIFS/a2Zxu.gif

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Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 9361921)

Close enough to Florida to count.

LMAO **** you.

heh, and I find out my wife's just been trying to save me all along

At yeast the smell gave it away.

Rsssss, meninas brasileiras.

He **** smell anything. I don't believe it.

Had he just ****ed her, then what?

She should have worn a disguise.

Bitch yo' poon be smellin' like the first 48!

The wife reportedly requested a divorce from her husband prior to the incident in question.

then you can eat me....

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9362069)

She should have worn a disguise.

Yeah like a red haired merkin or something.

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Originally Posted by Fish (Post 9362039)

http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/9205/3rdi3f.jpg

Mexican is not brasilian.

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Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 9362098)

Mexican is not brasilian.

now you really confused a bunch of people...

ROFL

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Originally Posted by okoye35chiefs (Post 9362106)

now you really confused a bunch of people...

ROFL

LMAOLMAO

Why you eating my ass?

Because your pussy tastes like arsenic.

Because putting the poison in the drink wasn't fun enough?

LMAO

We need more VAG control!!!

She completely muffed that homicide.

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Originally Posted by tooge (Post 9361951)

heh, and I find out my wife's just been trying to save me all along

I see what she isn't letting you do there....:)

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Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 9362136)

Why you eating my ass?

Because your pussy tastes like arsenic.

ROFL

I didn't know phobia was Brazilian...

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Originally Posted by okoye35chiefs (Post 9362121)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_n-iWU0Uyxb...d_cup_2010.jpg
see the difference!

But can you taste the difference?

yo that's some bond villain shit

This doesn't add up. The vagina is a mucus membrane, any substance would be absorbed through the skin and she would have been sick/died or at least been irritated beyond belief. No?

you would think stuffing poison down your snatch would poison her.

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Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 9361929)

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h2...GIFS/a2Zxu.gif

:clap:

WTF? She'd have to have poisoned herself in order to poison him. That's just reeruned as heck.

What was the poison?

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Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop (Post 9363150)

What was the poison?

Your mom's vaginal secretions....

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Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe (Post 9363176)

That took a while.

Yeah, What's your poison , bitch?

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Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop (Post 9363150)

What was the poison?

It was a middle eastern poison called camel ptomaine.

What's next?

"I guess you just put your dick in and it explode."

http://ts3.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.50636...78482&pid=15.1

His life was almost snatched away.

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Originally Posted by okoye35chiefs (Post 9362121)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_n-iWU0Uyxb...d_cup_2010.jpg
see the difference!

I would eat arsenic out of their vaginas.

**** hair away from death.

Ooh that smell, can't you smell that smell?
Ooh that smell, the smell of poison-filled cooter surrounds you,

yeahhhhhhhh

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Which beg the question is her snatch going to be declared a toxic waste dump.

lol at the old poison gina routine... I guess he smelled that old trick out a mile away...

have enough poison inside of her to kill both her husband and herself.

when trying to poison your husband you should try to stay alive yourself...

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Originally Posted by okoye35chiefs (Post 9362106)

now you really confused a bunch of people...

ROFL

ROFL