Received a mystery package from a CPer
 

Hark! A mysterious box! Let us inspect the label.

http://i.imgur.com/5YFaqL3l.jpg

Claynus, is that you? YES, IT'S ME!

http://i.imgur.com/HV5LKLHl.jpg

Let's open that bitch up. We will use our finest knife. I use it for bear hunting occasionally.

http://i.imgur.com/f5DoESNl.jpg

DOPE THREADS!!! THIS COULD BE AWESOME!

http://i.imgur.com/mUXpYsSl.jpg

LOOK HOW DOPE THIS SHIT IS. It's a good thing these shorts are white because they'll hide my dope thread jizz!

http://i.imgur.com/s75gqzLl.jpg

A SHIRT FROM MAJOR DESIGNER RALPH LAUREN! Whoever sent me this is a ballin' individual. This is my first Ralph Lauren item in the history of ever. Pussy is sure to follow now!

http://i.imgur.com/3rzC07sl.jpg

HO HO! I'm a sailor boy in this shirt!

http://i.imgur.com/9QcPWMxl.jpg

What a great shirt! I love the NFL!

http://i.imgur.com/Txf6C0yl.jpg

WHOA! We took a left off Dope Thread Street and turned onto Bitchin' Denim Ave! I bet these hug my ass like Inmem!

http://i.imgur.com/8cfGTpBl.jpg

SO JUICY!

http://i.imgur.com/92IvqMql.jpg

Who could have sent these fine items? It is a mystery, as this was all that remained in the box 'o dope threads. Whoever they are...they seem nice.

http://i.imgur.com/EVso5PIl.jpg

#FreeSimplyRed

Definitely seem nice.

ROFL

Andy Dufresne

Only cool part about this is that awesome knife. Seriously the knife is bad ass man

#FactoryOfSadness

I weep daily coming to this site

Have you been keeping Simply red in a box ???

Gotta love SR. Amazing guy.

Awesome LMAO

Wrapped in fragile... Corner smashed in. LMAO

If CP desires a modeling shoot it can happen?

Noodz, plz.

I can't see you getting ANY pussy in those clothes.

My pecs and shoulders were poppin' in the NFL shirt! So tight on my body!

The line "hug my ass like Inmem" made the thread.