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Rachel Weisz? Dude, she’s teh hotness. |
Soooo, apparently Hannah once asked a guy to punch her in the chest and cum on that spot.
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Elizabeth Berkley "Showgirls" pool sex scene.
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It's supposed to be epic in its ****uppery. I downloaded a long time ago, but never got around to seeing it. ETA: I downloaded it not because I'm a scumbag IP thief, but it had been out of print forever, the secondary market on Ebay and the like would only have sporadic offerings that were for 100s of dollars for a DVD [which obviously do nothing for the content creators], and I happened across a link for it. |
I've got the winner.
Comedian Jim Jefferies jerks off a paralyzed DJ Qualls (pretending the hand belongs to Qualls' character) for his new found online GF in video chat. Second episode of "Legit" Oh, and
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Oh, and I don't want to conflate awkward and repellent. I'm looking more for a discussion of consenting adults doing weird stuff than depraved sick shit.
Think more Roseanne Barr and Tom Arnold with a spatula and peanut butter than baby rape. |
Kinda funny yet sad awkward? Charlize Theron and Patton Oswalt, Young Adult
Just sad awkward? Robert De Niro and Ellen Barkin, This Boys Life As far as Girls goes, there hasn't been a sex scene on that show that isn't awkward. |
Brad Pitt opening the door wearing a dish-glove in Fight Club.
Woody Allen's Everything you ever wanted to know about sex... That whole film is awkward. I know you said think more amusing than sad, but I can't help it..."Ass to Ass" in Requiem for a Dream. |
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Like I said, hilarious, repellent and adorable. |
Same show, different question.
Does anyone know what the dramatic music was on the episode last night when Adam ran to her apartment to cradle from her despair? If no one knows of the top off their head, maybe someone can Shazam it. Also, what do CPers make of NBC News anchor Brian William's daughter getting her puss munched? They didn't show any of her swimsuit areas, but they did show a guy nostril deep in her lap. Every time, I chuckle and murmur 'poor Brian.' This scene may have topped the scene that started the thread, not in its kinks or anything [I imagine every red-blooded straight boy/man has been nostril deep at some point. OK, maybe not the brothers, legend is they detest that shit]. |
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Other than that, the most redeeming character on the show is either Adam or Ray, in my opinion. Both guys are brutally honest about who they are, to a fault almost. Everyone else seems to be all about mememememememememe. Maybe I am just a grouch... |
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