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Titty Meat 11-28-2012 03:01 PM

Viagra is a PED who knew?
 
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...agra-as-a-ped/


At a time when many football fans are wondering why the NFL keeps suspending players for using Adderall as a performance-enhancing drug, Bears receiver Brandon Marshall says there’s another common prescription medication that players use to get an edge: Marshall says he has heard stories of other players using Viagra as a performance enhancer.

Yes, he means on the football field. Get your mind out of the gutter.

According to Sean Jensen of the Chicago Sun-Times, Marshall told reporters today that he has heard stories of other players using Viagra to get an edge.

Marshall isn’t the first to hear about that: A 2008 Slate article noted that Viagra works by dilating blood vessels and increasing oxygenation, which means it could improve athletic performance, particularly at elevation. If you’re playing a game in Denver — where Marshall spent his first four NFL seasons — and you want to reduce the effects of playing at altitude on your body, popping a Viagra could help.

Or a road trip to Denver could be a convenient excuse for a player filling a Viagra prescription.

TheGuardian 11-28-2012 03:03 PM

Once the league gets wind of this they will ban viagra. Can't have anyone finding an advantage of ANY kind......./sarcasm

Rasputin 11-28-2012 03:04 PM

Shaun Smith think players should be able to use it.

Sorter 11-28-2012 03:10 PM

Only the Donks would come up with this shit. LMAO

Brooklyn 11-28-2012 03:12 PM

this must be how Manning went from brokedick QB to possible NFL MVP.

Rain Man 11-28-2012 03:14 PM

It seems like you can find better things to do with Viagra, cooking spray, and under-the-table cash than play football.

Mother****erJones 11-28-2012 03:15 PM

Well now if we see players with hard ons running for TDs then we know theyre Viagraing hahaha. Cue shaun smith

Dartgod 11-28-2012 03:18 PM

I'm having a hard time understanding how this would work. But the competition at many of these positions is pretty stiff, so I imagine a lot of bench players will try anything to penetrate the starting lineup.

PhillyChiefFan 11-28-2012 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 9159728)
Shaun Smith think players should be able to use it.

He was just checking to see if the other team was using PED's...makes sense now.

PhillyChiefFan 11-28-2012 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dartgod (Post 9159757)
I'm having a hard time understanding how this would work. But the competition at many of these positions is pretty stiff, so I imagine a lot of bench players will try anything to penetrate the starting lineup.

:LOL: I see what you did there

Dave Lane 11-28-2012 03:25 PM

They are gonna **** you up!!

Rasputin 11-28-2012 03:42 PM

I think Jimmy Johnson had his boys a head of this in the 90's

http://i1260.photobucket.com/albums/...or-Extenze.jpg

BoneKrusher 11-28-2012 03:58 PM

if we see a drive that last more than four hours, we should call the commish.

Molitoth 11-28-2012 04:09 PM

Weight Lifting and physical training are performance enhancing.

Please BAN these rediculas activities NFL!



*sigh*... the NFL is such a joke now.

Fish 11-28-2012 04:10 PM

FYI... There are absolutely no humorous pictures when Googling the terms "Football Player Erection". Nothing even close. I thought there might be a funny pic to add to this thread. But no. Uh uhhh. Dear Alvis WTF was I thinking......


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