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Hammock Parties 02-24-2013 03:52 PM

Apparently our cheerleading talent is improving.
 
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BD5kUZvCYAAjQv7.jpg:large

PaulAllen 02-24-2013 03:54 PM

Blonde in the second to last row just ripped one.

Cannibal 02-24-2013 03:55 PM

Bitch with the red top and abs in the center is a bit of a butterface.

Hoover 02-24-2013 03:58 PM

Thanks John and Andy!

Can't believe Pioli liked fat chicks.

gblowfish 02-24-2013 03:59 PM

Walrus sniffs the chairs after taking that picture....

Discuss Thrower 02-24-2013 04:00 PM

The whole thing

DJJasonp 02-24-2013 04:06 PM

while this is an improvement.......I'll call it a slight one.

And we are still about 7 rungs lower on the ladder than most NFL squads.

Is there a draft for NFL cheerleaders? And if so, who are we taking in the first round?

(cause with last year's squad, I'd say it's safe to say we're picking near the top of the round!)

Thig Lyfe 02-24-2013 04:15 PM

I WANNA TOUCH MY BONER NOW

Direckshun 02-24-2013 04:16 PM

Porn has really taken all the spunk out of cheerleaders.

... literally.

Cannibal 02-24-2013 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe (Post 9432906)
I WANNA TOUCH MY BONER NOW

Only after New World Order eats your poopy?

houstonwhodat 02-24-2013 04:17 PM

yawn

beach tribe 02-24-2013 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe (Post 9432906)
I WANNA TOUCH MY BONER NOW

You'll need this:
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/buSO5vSubxw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

big nasty kcnut 02-24-2013 04:24 PM

I told them to work on the cheerleaders. I had to for chiefs fan everywhere.

WildTurkey 02-24-2013 04:25 PM

Too fat. / Omaha

BlackHelicopters 02-24-2013 04:37 PM

OK.

Valiant 02-24-2013 04:39 PM

They are always attractive for the most part.. Wait til they make them cake on the make up and go even brighter on the lipstick.. That is why they look ugly..

ChiefsCountry 02-24-2013 04:40 PM

I have known several Chiefs cheerleaders over the years, and they look so much worse at Arrowhead than they do in person. Its a night and day between them.

BigRedChief 02-24-2013 04:42 PM

I've had better

/Average ChiefsPlanet Poster

OrtonsPiercedTaint 02-24-2013 04:46 PM

Is that a ginger in the back?

Thig Lyfe 02-24-2013 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cannibal (Post 9432912)
Only after New World Order eats your poopy?

YES THAT IS WHAT WILL GIVE ME THE BONER

houstonwhodat 02-24-2013 04:55 PM

Sorry Texas has the best looking women.

And I'm from Louisiana.

Dayze 02-24-2013 05:05 PM

Favorite Cheerleaders of all time for me:
USC.

....something about those damn sweaters.

Thig Lyfe 02-24-2013 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by houstonwhodat (Post 9433123)
Sorry Texas has the best looking women.

And I'm from Louisiana.

WILL U POST SOME PIX OF THEM SO I CAN FEEL GOOD IN MY PANTS

TLO 02-24-2013 05:21 PM

ROFL
Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 9433046)
I've had better

/Average ChiefsPlanet Poster


teedubya 02-24-2013 05:57 PM

I would have dirty, dirty sex with each of these cheerleaders. My wife may not like it, but I'm trying my best to help improve this franchise.

houstonwhodat 02-24-2013 06:33 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe (Post 9433199)
WILL U POST SOME PIX OF THEM SO I CAN FEEL GOOD IN MY PANTS

This is my drinking buddy.

Morgan Dean (Moe)

#1 Houston Texans Cheerleader

Her birthday was last week, just turned 26.

You're welcome.

Thig Lyfe 02-24-2013 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by houstonwhodat (Post 9433696)
This is my drinking buddy.

Morgan Dean (Moe)

#1 Houston Texans Cheerleader

Her birthday was last week, just turned 26.

You're welcome.

HOORAY

I SHALL NOW USE THIS VISUAL STIMULUS TO HELP FACILITATE THE EJACULATION OF MY OWN SEMEN

|Zach| 02-24-2013 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe (Post 9433199)
WILL U POST SOME PIX OF THEM SO I CAN FEEL GOOD IN MY PANTS

LMAO

gblowfish 02-24-2013 06:54 PM

The guy in the very back of the room is whacking off to them on his computer....

houstonwhodat 02-24-2013 07:06 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe (Post 9433793)
HOORAY

I SHALL NOW USE THIS VISUAL STIMULUS TO HELP FACILITATE THE EJACULATION OF MY OWN SEMEN

Nah.

Leave Moe alone.

Use Anette instead.....

She likes it.

scho63 02-24-2013 07:23 PM

Why does every idiot blonde have the same EXACT hair style as the others?

Thig Lyfe 02-24-2013 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by houstonwhodat (Post 9433915)
Nah.

Leave Moe alone.

Use Anette instead.....

She likes it.

HOORAY

I SHALL NOW MANIPULATE MY UNIT WHILST VIEWING THESE PHOTOGRAPHS SO I MAY EJACULATE A SECOND TIME

houstonwhodat 02-24-2013 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 9434051)
Why does every idiot blonde have the same EXACT hair style as the others?

It's a cheerleader thing.

They were basically coached to have long straight hair so that when they are dancing they can flick it around and shit.

Plus the guys like it.

Titty Meat 02-24-2013 10:37 PM

I'd let Ellen Degenerous queef on my face just to have dinner over skype using dialup connection with any of those cheerleaders.

Lonewolf Ed 02-24-2013 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe (Post 9434061)
HOORAY

I SHALL NOW MANIPULATE MY UNIT WHILST VIEWING THESE PHOTOGRAPHS SO I MAY EJACULATE A SECOND TIME

Fire one off at your caps lock key, yeah?

Gonzo 02-24-2013 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoWalrus (Post 9432801)

Left to right, respectively...


Meh, hmmm, eh , gah, WAH, FUG, GAH, mmm, BLECH, BRAGH, WTF!?

Gonzo 02-24-2013 10:49 PM

One of them actually absorbs light.

ThaVirus 02-24-2013 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 9435215)
I'd let Ellen Degenerous queef on my face just to have dinner over skype using dialup connection with any of those cheerleaders.

I've read a similar joke. Was it on this site?


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