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Originally Posted by Bump
(Post 9290819)
if someone wanted to give me that and said they would pay for any repairs and the insurance and taxes than I'd be down.
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We Planeteers need to join forces on a billion dollar enterprise so we can all stop complaining and afford nice things like this, Mr. Bump.
There's nothing like driving an uber-expensive automobile. People stare at you at stop lights, the gas station, the bank drive-thru, everywhere. Plus, there's an additional, fabulously fantastical benefit. When you pull into a restaurant/bar/whatever, you can park pretty much wherever the hell you want ... like right in front and nobody cares. Then (if people see you drive up), when you enter the restaurant/bar/whatever, you can pick up pretty much any unattached girl in the place without even making much of an attempt. And the bonus is, it doesn't matter if you're ugly as a dogfaced monkey. An uber-expensive automobile is akin to magic.
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