Let me post tread please.

That's you trying to convince us you won't abuse your thread starting privileges again?

I wont i'll never post another thread again.

Then why do you need thread starting privileges?

Fyp

I would like my thread starting privileges. I have proven very little as towards my behavior on this board UN the past, but I personally believe I have settled down. I am not the poster I was six months ago. I plan to break no rules in the future of this site, be it for "shock value" comedy or whatever. I have and will be going the straight and narrow. I am lucky to be here and thank the mods for their generosity.

You start threads each time you got a wild hair.
Our thread stats max out at 500. In nearly 13 years I've started more threads than that but I've only started 500 threads in the past 8 years. That includes announcement threads like this. That averages to 1 thread every 5.84 days. There is absolutely no reason to start 3 or 4 threads every day on a board of this size.

Two threads per week. Use them wisely. Agreed?

I wont i'll never post another bad thread again. i misspoke

Agreed.

First off, thank you for unbanning me-appreciate that! Second, With all do respect...I would like to be a mod! Also, I would like it if someone would go down to the store and pick me up some jalapeno (pronounces it "ja-lap-ano") chips and two dollars worth of pepperoni, I'll even hang out with who ever goes for a bit after work-you can watch me play Madden13 (only got one controller) How about it boys!

Bowser said he was fine with his new username and that restoring his old one is not necessary.

I'd like to know how a thread started at 12:40 AM gets over 70 posts by 3:30 AM!

http://www.recaption.com/uploads/125785006e16c35d26.jpg

PS - I would like a bunch of casino cash, a Batman action figure and some strawberry quick please.

I now know why everyone here is whacked. FFS people, get some sleep. Phobs, you have some sort of new years resolution?

:popcorn:

I have a confession to make.

3 years ago I was abused by a mod. I asked him for help with an avatar and he touched my profile in an inappropriate way. I hid this from everyone because of the embarrassment. It made me feel like less of a person. To this day I still can't trust mods.

I TRUSTED YOU! YOU MONSTER!

I propose the creation of a mod abuse registry so forum users can know if mods in their forum neighborhood are convicted abusers.

I just hope that nobody has to experience the pain and anguish that I did.