Man, there sure are some twisted ****ers that post here on the planet.








I love this place.

Thanks.

No kidding. Eating a hot dog from a convenience store?!?

In high school, one of my friends casually mentioned in a group conversation that he always wanted to have a stalker, so I took it upon myself to leave random notes made from cut-out letters from magazines, cans of spam, and dead flowers, in his locker, and anywhere else I thought he would find them. He thought it was awesome to have a stalker who would leave him cans of spam.

That's so cute.

Now, how would YOU dispose of the body?

I know a guy who has a pig farm in western Kansas- he helps me out on the rare occasion I need it...

I'm guessing a Human/SPAM stew


mmm....Spam

Could be worse, at least you find out who she is now.

18 years, 18 years
She got one of yo kids got you for 18 years
I know somebody payin child support for one of his kids
His baby momma's car's crib is bigger than his
You will see him on TV Any Given Sunday
Win the Superbowl and drive off in a Hyundai
She was spose to buy ya shorty TYCO with ya money
She went to the doctor got lipo with ya money
She walkin around lookin like Michael with ya money
Should of got that insured, GEICO for ya moneeey( your money)
If you aint no punk holla We Want Prenupt
WE WANT PRENUPT!, Yeaah
It's something that you need to have
Cause when she leave yo ass she gone leave with half
18 years, 18 years
And on the 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his

Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (Well I'm in Need)
But she aint messin wit no broke *****z(can you feel me ma)
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm in Need)
but she aint messin wit no broke *****z(i gotta leave)

I love Sinatra. :thumb:

I've never had one go psycho on me after the breakup because they all do that while I'm still with them. The worst was the one that I was actually living with. She's bitching to me for a month about how we don't have enough money, then suddenly two days go by with no money talk. I'm thinking she must have finally gotten over it, but no, she show up with a new car. A couple of days later she shows up with a new TV that she paid for with some financing deal. Then she takes to leaving dishes around the apt. until the food on them molds, letting her cat puke on the floor and leaving it forever, etc. Finally I "forgot her birthday", which pissed her off and got her to leave. Best part was she took the TV, but the bills kept coming because she had put the f**ker in my name. Seems she couldn't get the credit herself. Not quite sure to this day how she pulled that one off, though.

Someone actually did this in real life on Court TV. They found the body.

Someone actually did this in real life on Court TV. They found the body.

Someone actually did this in real life on Court TV. They found the body.

Note to you killers out there:

You're the first place they're going to look.

Someone actually did this in real life on Court TV. They found the body.