Prayers Answered: What 6 Strains To Grow?
 

If some son-of-a-bitch Missouri resident, let's call him Miles Cowperthwait IV, got a card that allowed him to grow 6 marijuana plants in one year...

What 6 strains should he grow?

Mr. Cowperthwait prefers high THC content with an affinity for pure Indicas, even though they set him off on a coughing jag so severe it makes everyone watching him think he's checking out for real this time. Even though he manages to utter the word "smooth" in between wretches.

If Mr. Cowperthwait don't cough, he don't get off.

What are the best 6 strains for Mr. Cowperthwait to grow?

Dinny

Deal with your problems like a real man and stop looking for a way to escape your problems.

TLO

LOL - I'm just kidding. I have no idea though. I'm sure there will be others with good advice. Good luck to you.

TLO

Always recommend sour diesel, my favorite strain

Mexican Gas Tank

White Widow

I wanna try moonrocks

Sour diesel or grand daddy purp

This track on an album I bought around 1970 or so makes me want to try Acapulco Gold.

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Gorilla glue

There are endless amounts of strains to pick from. Personally, I'd stay away from feminized seed. While you can find a good few select varieties. Be forewarned. Feminized seed nowadays is produced by taking a female plant and essentially stressing it out to the point where it produces male flowers. This will produce a female seed, but it will always have those hermaphroditic traits buried some where in it's genes. So a good rule of thumb is stick with regular seed and have good phenotype selection.

There are several breeders worth their salt. Don't focus so much on breeders stated THC content as that can vary from pheno to pheno. Focus on flavors, smells, calyx and bud structure.

My six picks for a beginner grower are:

TGA/Subcool Dank - Vortex
Bodhi - Sunshine Daydream
TGA/Subcool Dank - Qush(look for the Bubba leaning black pheno)
Jinxproff Genetics - Safety Meeting
Mr. Nice Seeds - NL5 x Haze
Brothers Grimm Seeds - Apollo 13

Larry

Many people are saying, although these rumors are unconfirmed, that Mr. Cowperthwait has previous experience growing both indoor and outdoor.

Miles has assured me that access to all these different strains has him confused and slightly overwhelmed, shocked and stunned.

Very stunned.

Dinny

Did he do this in a state where its illegal? I've always wanted to but the risk is so not worth the reward

Why would you start 6 different strands if you can only have 6 plants?

So you start 6 plants from seeds, they grow, bud, harvest- then what? Start over with seeds? Inefficient and seeds are expensive.

Better to start with 3 plants, clone off of these for a total of 6, now your harvest is staggered and keep cloning as the plants are harvested.

You get more yield this way. If you want more variety- take one type out of service and start a new kind using the same process.