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Katipan 03-06-2014 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 10470817)
Only Asian-islander-hispanic-the-****-ever-mix-of-American-you-is...
ahahah I would have made a damn good Russian. Except for the brown skin and small breasts.

Maybe a black russian.

Rausch 03-06-2014 05:05 PM
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Originally Posted by KC native (Post 10470820)
LMAO @ this thread. Some of you have to have awful sex lives.

When you're doing it right, your woman will want it more than you.
That's true.

Until it's not. And you have problems.

Or hit a "lull" and a weekend of fun in Vegas reminds you both why you got together to begin with.

Or you've been hitting it for 12 years and unless you're one part Isaac Asimov and one part Anthony Bourdain it's a strange road to new...

Katipan 03-06-2014 05:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 10470814)
There is no way you're faking. I know that because your starfish is flexing like a hungry bird's mouth....like a breathing fish..........or like a hungry sarlaaci pit monster about to have some sand people thrown into it.
My boyfriend knows that I led a celibate marriage and it led to bad behavior. I believe he subconciously thinks that if he doesn't stuff it in me, someone else will.

He would never ever ever ever ever. ever. say that out loud.
Nor is it true.

And as benetton ad as my ideology is, I've never dated a sand person.

Amnorix 03-06-2014 05:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10470828)
My boyfriend knows that I led a celibate marriage and it led to bad behavior. I believe he subconciously thinks that if he doesn't stuff it in me, someone else will.

A celibate marriage isn't marriage, it's having a roommate with legal headaches attached.

Rausch 03-06-2014 05:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10470823)
ahahah I would have made a damn good Russian. Except for the brown skin and small breasts.
You're closer than you know.

Think southern Ruskie.

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10470823)
Maybe a black russian.
There's no such beast.

The Bolsheviks make the KKK look tolerant...

Katipan 03-06-2014 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Amnorix (Post 10470833)
A celibate marriage isn't marriage, it's having a roommate with legal headaches attached.
I feel like every time I talk about him, he gets a gold star in hell.

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Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 10470837)
There's no such beast.
Aww I've made hundreds. :D

Mr. Laz 03-06-2014 05:22 PM
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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10470808)
how do you feel about being covered in hot sauce?
I laughed and then hated myself for it.

Fish 03-06-2014 05:29 PM
Husband: So Dear, how was your doctor visit?

Wife: Doctor Meloy gave me an orgasm today.

Husband: Wonderful!

Donger 03-06-2014 05:38 PM
Come to think of it, even when my wife is in "this is just for you, I don't need to" mode (usually right before I leave to go out of town), I still can't do it. Thankfully, I know the precise position and technique to please her even when she claims she doesn't want to. Oddly, I usually makes her mad after for some reason.

Donger 03-06-2014 05:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Amnorix (Post 10470813)
Right, that makes sense. Having never engaged in casual sex in my life (for good or for bad), I can't really relate.
Are you sure we weren't separated at birth?

Donger 03-06-2014 05:39 PM
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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10470808)
how do you feel about being covered in hot sauce?
LMAO

AustinChief 03-06-2014 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10470828)
And as benetton ad as my ideology is, I've never dated a sand person.
Can't blame you there...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...skenraider.jpg

Katipan 03-06-2014 05:42 PM
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Originally Posted by AustinChief (Post 10470887)
Ribbed for her pleasure!

Rausch 03-06-2014 05:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10470842)
Aww I've made hundreds. :D
:eek:

My bad...sorry...i'm....on me...completely...

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly88ispngt1r1cdx4.gif

Iowanian 03-06-2014 06:49 PM
I've learned the company is trying to make one for men but the beta release allegedly has a design flaw

http://slickzine.com/wp-content/uplo...ass3_thumb.gif


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