Who would win in a fight to the death between Simply Red and Zach?
 

The setting:

Small, enclosed arena with no exits. Enough room to maneuver, but not quite enough room for someone just to run away from their opponent.

The weapons:

Each contestant is armed with a heavy rubber mallet and a small flask of hydrochloric acid.

http://one04design.files.wordpress.c...02/mallet2.jpg

http://anthembranding.wpengine.netdn...r-Flask-02.png

The rules:

There are no rules.

A small crowd of CP spectators watches through mirrored windows.

Simply Red in a blowout.

What's the background between these two...?

Are they lovers?

ROFL

they likely end up sucking each others' dicks, though.

This is the kind of mallet I am talking about if you need more details.

http://one04design.files.wordpress.c...02/mallet2.jpg

Simply Red and he would then dress Zach's body up in stylish fashion.

A rubber flask ensures it will not be used as a weapon:

http://anthembranding.wpengine.netdn...r-Flask-02.png

Zach would just bore him to death.

How small is the arena?

Hydrochloric acid is pretty wimpy as a weapon.

I'd take nitric, sulfuric, fluoric or even glacial acetic acid over hydrochloric. Kinda ruins the whole thread.

The weapon is not intended to be lethal. Think of it as more of a distraction or hindrance.

A cunning warrior would employ it well.

ROFL

Hey, did you hear about soccer..................

rainman saw this thread and got all excited.

Let's say it's about 12x10.